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"thing i invented that everyone says now for no reason. You've got to have the SHOE! :zombie: spirit in yourself to find out how and when to use it. Few have mastered the technique, like yetti, zsuzsa, bodomite or sephirot, the great elders of the board"
 
..And so he laughed as he wanked. And for the coming year the harvest was good, the food was abundant and little Tut had finally found the peace of mind and happiness the likes of which few in this world ever get to experience. And he and Sephi lived happily ever after, forever sucumbing to their unnaturally avid carnal lust.