Lets all write a story

..a prince, Spencer thegay. He took him away in his formidable horse and married him in the castle; and they lived happily ever after. bam! the end!

Story 3:
*ehem!*
On the frozen lands of Antartica there once was a penguin with a broken wing. His name was ..Pingu.
 
@seraphim: well... yeah, you're right :p
I'm the one who created a different user to pretend i'm a zombie, so can't say much about anyone, can i ?... :lol:

and the huge schlonged ogre came and said to pingu
"MHrhlhakhrh HLhrahbvhruarhl GAAAAAAAARHHHHHW"

and pingu got a mood boost, and thought about opening a fast food restaurant called "Big Bertha".
 
ok, i didn't understand a fucking thing of what you said :lol:

aaanyway

and they got bigger than McDonald's AND Burger King together!
And everyone was eating their food

until the huge schlonged ogre reminded the penguin that his wing was broken
 
so the big schlonged ogre saw that and said
"God damn! you're a real faggot!!! What next? you're gonna get depressed and eat tons of chocolate?!?!"

and then he dickslapped pingu to outer space.

There, in the depths of the cold space, he found a little cold planet filled with snow.
So, he rebuilt Bertha and took a pic of her.
snowman.jpg


and he wanked happily ever after!

THE END!
 
had sex and the world ended.
HUHUHUHUH

end of story.

#5

Frank Zappa was walking with his big titted chick, and then the devil showed up and ate the girl and drank his beer.
Then he made a contract with the devil with a fake ink pen, then he threw up the beers and the 6pack
the big titted chick said "fuck you" to both of them, and then the devil, he farted
and she went right over the cliff

wooooooowwwwww

titzo time-o

THE END.