Lets all write a story

[-Gavin-]

Story 6#


Tut shouted to the little boy...
"HOLD STILL YOU LITTLE BASTARD! I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE!"

and the kid said...

 

[A Fire Inside]

Story #666


I'm God, and Satan, and every goddamn mutherfucker who has powers and things like that... like Superman, Batman, and these people. THE END.


Very realistic story!

 

[bobvex]

Batman doesn't have any powers. just a buch of gadgets.

 

[stormy]

..that always seem to be...

 

[BodomPrincess]

doing stuff...


(pssst this story's going nowhere)

 

[ShadowOfFire]

and than the kid said...

 

[stormy]

..why are you puting..

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

...your thumb in your belly button?

 

[Tut's Zombified Corpse]

and i said
"because i like it bitch!"

 

[stormy]

..than i threw some...

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

...popcorn on the floor...

 

[spellbound-by-the-bodom]

and picked it up and ate it

 

[Yogota]

just to choke on it untill

 

[darkthronesmasher]

I bump into the table

 

[Cat5Messiah]

..and the dog bit my nads.

 

[stormy]

...that hurt so i kicked the dog and made its...

 

[-Gavin-]

Nads hurt too....

 

[Yogota]

...much - so it died.

 

[Tut's Zombified Corpse]

And then I said
"why the fuck are you people talking in first person?! The only one who can do that is me! it's a story about TUT, remember?!"

 

[A Fire Inside]

Shhh... you're dead.