lets write a Bodom story

[Cat5Messiah]

Yeah, Dicknocchio, the evil opposite brother of Pinocchio.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

... Then the ogre suddenly blew up, in the middle of the gay parade... AND THE REAPER APPEARED... WITH A HUGE SCHLONG!!

Then he said "let's fuck some numetal ass and..

 

[Mahawkk]

and fuck

after the...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

eew dude!
Barbra Streisand!!?!? uke:

 

[bodomite]

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[Cat5Messiah]

She is the most hideous, skanky whore blaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

uke: uke: uke: uke:

 

[Mahawkk]

the reaper could cut her cunt at least. or would anyone volunteer to do so?

 

[Reverend Bat Boy]

Originally posted by Mahawkk
and fuck

after the...

fires of hell freeze over and Satan and his minions move to Miami-Dade County Florida and get confused by butterfly ballots and hanging chads (a bit old, but all I could think of in the face of the utter disgustingness of the idea of fucking barbara streisand).

 

[asphyXy]

and then dani filth comes into the picture and sticks miniature goat heads in his pants while doing the macarena.

 

[TheDean]

In order to go to the ball though, cinderella needed a frock. Dani Filth, her fairy godmother, whirled his wand 5 times in the air, an act deemed innapropriate by the indecent exposures act.

"Put that away" demanded P.C. Specks McCloister.

"Argh, my fucking eyes!" declared the startled Cinderella, who had taken to hiding her face in her grime-stained maids uniform.

"Don't you opress the creatures of the dark!" screeched the fairygodmother in an abrasive tone as he fled into the shadows.

After exposing himself to a further 19 schoolchildren of prince-marrying age, Mr Filth was eventually arrested on charges of wearing last month's bondage gear by the fashion police, and sentenced to 6 months community service. During which, he was caught on no less than 6 occasions "looking like a total wanker", and awaits trial for these charges.

Cinderella went on to marry the man of her dreams.

The man of her dreams left Cinderella after a year of marriage for a younger woman with implants.

The End(?)

 

[Peti]

bloauuauuahhahhahah!!!!!!
uke: Barbra Streisand!!! waaaaaaah! He is so ugly

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

He?

 

[MagSec4]

Hmm... after thorough analysis and careful thought I have decided not to read this story to my little boy or girl I may have in the future

 

[asphyXy]

then out of nowhere everyone dies and resurrects in miniature form for no reason at all

 

[Raistlin1980]

and then nothing happened

 

[asphyXy]

followed by 30 minutes of spice girls dances and raining pepsi blue

 

[Raistlin1980]

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[asphyXy]

what the, you fucking murderer.

 

[towo]

Originally posted by asphyXy
then out of nowhere everyone dies and resurrects in miniature form for no reason at all

Whoohoo! The literary skill! Notice how he refers to Metallica's "From out of nowhere"
*ducks and runs*