Lets all write a story

[perfecterror]

I think we should write a story There are a lot of creative people on UM... so do as follows: write four words at a time, make sure you read the posts before you, and wait until someone has posted after your previous post to write another 4 words okay, lets give it a try... i will start

Once upon a time...

 

[Cat5Messiah]

...when Yanko was young...

 

[Lanterns]

he wanked a lot

 

[Ralf]

looking at BonJovi poster

 

[Lanterns]

and wearing red lipstick

 

[BodomPrincess]

and a corset, too

 

[Kuvasz]

with his little friend Flávio.
They were very close... very very close...

 

[perfecterror]

One day after wanking...

 

[oceanqueen44]

he grabbed the bonjovi poster

 

[Cat5Messiah]

...,showed it to Thomas,...

 

[stormy]

and when he saw..

 

[Cat5Messiah]

..Mag's huge erect penis..

 

[bodomite]

he began to jerk off perfusly

 

[EagleFlyFree]

that's 5while licking his lips

 

[bodomite]

until finally

 

[Cat5Messiah]

..he was gay and lying.

 

[Venymous]

but with penis envy...

 

[bodomite]

he got up and vowed to be straight no matter how much he loved yankos sweet ass

 

[Cat5Messiah]

*Off topic

Wow, we're only supposed to post four words at a time.

Thomas! *Points finger

 

[Venymous]

but after a few beers his vow went out the window and he...



EDIT: i didnt cheat...i just wrote 4 words, 4 times in one post (he and ... count as 4 words.)