lets write a Bodom story

and fuck
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In order to go to the ball though, cinderella needed a frock. Dani Filth, her fairy godmother, whirled his wand 5 times in the air, an act deemed innapropriate by the indecent exposures act.

"Put that away" demanded P.C. Specks McCloister.

"Argh, my fucking eyes!" declared the startled Cinderella, who had taken to hiding her face in her grime-stained maids uniform.

"Don't you opress the creatures of the dark!" screeched the fairygodmother in an abrasive tone as he fled into the shadows.

After exposing himself to a further 19 schoolchildren of prince-marrying age, Mr Filth was eventually arrested on charges of wearing last month's bondage gear by the fashion police, and sentenced to 6 months community service. During which, he was caught on no less than 6 occasions "looking like a total wanker", and awaits trial for these charges.

Cinderella went on to marry the man of her dreams.

The man of her dreams left Cinderella after a year of marriage for a younger woman with implants.

The End(?)