3 word story

[Incendiare]

some sort of

 

[SculptedCold]

sacred itchy nut

 

[charnee]

that smelt like

 

[Susie]

Dirty rooted poooooooooo

 

[The Serpent King]

,but I ate

 

[bodomite]

and puked horrably

 

[The Serpent King]

big chunks of

 

[Profanity]

yellow stuff. This

 

[Incendiare]

yellow stuff was

 

[Profanity]

a form of

 

[Incendiare]

solidified cat urine

 

[duckattack]

found only in

 

[Incendiare]

limited edition cans

 

[stormy]

that were made

 

[MistressMussette]

Ten years ago!

 

[stormy]

But they never

 

[Profanity]

managed to see

 

[SculptedCold]

sacred itchy nuts

 

[Caelestia]

because of all

 

[Incendiare]

the decapitated monkeys