3 word story

[†_Aragorth_†]

so he needed

 

[Caelestia]

a pink dildo

 

[bodomite]

for a nun

 

[Profanity]

to have sex

 

[Caelestia]

while listening to

 

[Metal Maiden]

Disco Duck. Then

 

[Caelestia]

a giant porcupine

 

[Metal Maiden]

started sucking on

 

[Caelestia]

my left nipple

 

[Profanity]

and I felt

 

[Caelestia]

a dampness in

 

[Profanity]

my pants. It

 

[Caelestia]

sent shivers up

 

[Profanity]

my body. Even

 

[Caelestia]

my bouncy buttcheeks

 

[Incendiare]

were oscillating and

 

[stormy]

i thought it

 

[Metal Maiden]

would cause an

 

[Incendiare]

eruption of the

 

[Caelestia]

catastrophical kind in