3 word story

[The Serpent King]

bought yellow hammers

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

to kill the

 

[The Serpent King]

pope after he

 

[MistressMussette]

Had sex with

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

me and then

 

[duckattack]

never called. After

 

[Profanity]

that his trust

 

[Incendiare]

was never gained

 

[stormy]

becase it was

 

[duckattack]

time to examine

 

[MajestikMøøse]

his KVLT spikes

 

[Profanity]

which he sat

 

[Caelestia]

on while pooing

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

and then went

 

[Caelestia]

to bake cookies

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

for his grandma

 

[Caelestia]

who was named

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

Smurf and then

 

[bodomite]

he began to

 

[$t0n3r]

eat chocolate jelly