5 butties/weapons

[Strangelight]

sausage, bacon, egg, pudding/nunchakas
tuna, sweetcorn, mayonaisse/butterfly knife
chip/baseball bat
jam/knuckle dusters
spam/hand grenade

 

[zupi_clone]

now we're talkin, but im gonna have to choose my weapons of choice wisely

 

[zupi_clone]

Weapons:

Death Star
Machete
Hurley
Claymore mines
Slingers & ball bearings

ah shite i want a crossbow aswell

 

[Bambi]

breakfast roll/kampilan
spar hot chicken breast-mayo in baguette/nodachi
bookies sandwich/mini kerambit
chip butty/banshee sword (half krabi/half dai, all cool)
obriens toasted sasauge sandwich with ballmaloe relish/ blowpipe

 

[Susie]

Meatball subway/ micks cock
Moons over miami/ sword
Turkey stuffin an cranberry sauce/ baseball bat
Ham an mustard/ gun
Bacon an egg/ slipper

 

[Maqus]

Meatball subway/ micks cock

Mandarin (today's breakfast :/) / automatic pocket knife, something that's not too big but not too small either, that's my wish.

Mini sandwiches in Duran / horseman whip, I like it a lot, although I'm simply unable to make it whip properly, that needs training, which needs open space. The wallpaper is whipped off now at certain places though.

Tiramisu / kendo, I always wanted to go training kendo as a kid, never happened and never will.

Pasta with tomatoes and mushrooms / crappy blowguns we had to aim shoot as kids every year on 29th September

Turo rudi / pruning shears, though they're hardly weapons, hehe, well, could be.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

brown sauce/broken bottle
crisp/steam iron
egg and cress/dog shit on a stick
cheese and branston/lead pipe
chicken caesar salad/flash spray bleach

 

[Bambi]

currently eating a hot chicken breast baguette, very little mayo on it tho, those miserable damn gook deli monkeys, youd swear it was coming out of their wages

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

Jam butties (preferably nan made)/aldi bag with 2 bricks in it
BLT/bottle of lambrini
chicken mayo/kitchen knife
monster munch/light saber
banana/lit fag

 

[Bambi]

are aldi bags strong enough to be swung with 2 bricks inside??

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

When you're carrying home 12 cans of alfa brau you make sure they're strong enough cause the bag is more expensive than the beer.

 

[Bambi]

i wouldnt know these things as im far to posh to shop at aldi

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

Its hard to be from Widnes and be posh near impossible infact

 

[Susie]

egg and cress/dog shit on a stick

HAHAHAHA that is pure lethal like

 

[bender the offender]

Weapons:

Death Star
Machete
Hurley
Claymore mines
Slingers & ball bearings

ah shite i want a crossbow aswell

machete???

 

[Bambi]

whats wrong with a machete ffs??

 

[nomana-nuniyan]

horseman whip, I like it a lot, although I'm simply unable to make it whip properly, that needs training, which needs open space. The wallpaper is whipped off now at certain places though.

oops! *clamps hands over mouth-brain*

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

For those from wigan:
meat and tater pie/plastic ruler+spit

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

thats the best kind of pie there is in my humble opinion. loadsa black pepper and brown sauce..

 

[pistol_pete]

are aldi bags strong enough to be swung with 2 bricks inside??

definately