5 line verses: The Stoopid Rhyming Game

[Demonspell]

This thread needs to be slapped with a large trout.

 

[JayKeeley]

Dimebag Darrell just took a dump in my stout.

 

[E-bortion]

and i just pulled my penis out

 

[lurch70]

i wanna be an astronaut

 

[MajestikMøøse]

and your mom is hot

 

[lurch70]

mousewings likes you a lot

 

[E-bortion]

my hairy balls? in the zipper; they're caught.

 

[Krilons Resa]

That's how niggas get shot

 

[E-bortion]

Emo fags should be castrated.

 

[NAD]

I wanna see a bum asphyxiated.

 

[Erik]

And then cremated?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Lurch's milk is outdated.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Tully often gets playa-hated.

 

[Henrik Main]

Erik's here, sitting on my lap.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Is he taking a nap?

 

[NAD]

He's slurping up crap.

 

[Henrik Main]

*Fap fap fap fap fap*

 

[Henrik Main]

But why, my dear?

 

[JayKeeley]

Cos everyone reckons you're a queer.

 

[Demonspell]

They all hear you squeal when you get pounded in the rear.