$666,666.66 to whoever can spot the hilarity...

[Dick Sirloin]

... in the following webpage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faulkner

 

[Mormagil]

"fuck you" (1919)

is my best guess.

But

Meta Carpenter

is funnier. It makes me think of some guy building furniture out of tiny pieces of furniture.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I just looked it up. Turns out that drunk bastard really DID write a story in 1919 called "fuck you." It was the first time the word appeared in mainstream literature, pre-dating Ulysses by 3 years. True story.

Guess it isn't all that funny, then. No cash for you...

 

[Mormagil]

This is an outrage!