9mm

[KoichCPA]

where the fuck have you been?

 

[9mm]

I was taken hostage by a group of Jehovah's Witnesses who were armed to the teeth with knuckle dusters and chinese stars, fed bread and water once a day and forbidden to watch even ONE episode of Australian Idol.

 

[KoichCPA]

same.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Oh well, at least they were kind enough to not make you watch idol

 

[KoichCPA]

I hate that fat chick.

so much.

she sucks.

 

[9mm]

They claim that Ricki-Lee was robbed and demanded a re-count, and sent many abusive letters to Dicko and Holden.

 

[KoichCPA]

I hate Marcia too, I have never heard her make a useful comment.

 

[9mm]

You're more than welcome, girlfriend. Well done.

 

[The Amazer]

I was just hanging out the washing, if you were wondering where I was.

You know.

 

[9mm]

Washing. That rocks man.