You guys may have seen this already, but in case you haven't, it's pretty funny stuff. Happy Chanukah, and enjoy.
Net's First Anti-Nevermore Web Page Goes Online
Net's First Anti-Nevermore Web Page Goes Online
A bit of humor...
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Captain Beard
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Yeah, Nevermore has it linked on their site... It's so retarded it has to be a genius who made it to be funny. 
RETIREDTrapped
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"I'd heard of a few of these 'underground' bands, the ones who don't sell out stadiums but still play kick ass music, like Type O Negative, Slipknot, and Nevermore"
That's a riot.
That's a riot.
Captain Beard
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Slipknot is underground?
I saw them on MTV when they first appeared and said "Damn, this shit sucks." They tried to call it metal (This was before I was into it at first, I didn't care for metal at the time, it would be another four to six months...) and I thought, "No, I've heard Metal, and I don't like it very much, but THIS... this BLOWS!!!"
I saw them on MTV when they first appeared and said "Damn, this shit sucks." They tried to call it metal (This was before I was into it at first, I didn't care for metal at the time, it would be another four to six months...) and I thought, "No, I've heard Metal, and I don't like it very much, but THIS... this BLOWS!!!"
Shadow298
UNLEASH THE GUAN
There's somethin' wrong with that dude (under statement of the year, right here baby!).
He claims to be a music fan but says that listening to a Pantera album was like a religous experience.
Now, The Pimp don't won't to pay out on any Pantera fans out there, but you can ride Nevermore for "selling out" as he sees it and then praise the all mighty fuck-knuckles that are Pantera! One of the first great sellout bands of modern metal
Now, that sounds truly hypocritical to I.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack
He claims to be a music fan but says that listening to a Pantera album was like a religous experience.
Now, The Pimp don't won't to pay out on any Pantera fans out there, but you can ride Nevermore for "selling out" as he sees it and then praise the all mighty fuck-knuckles that are Pantera! One of the first great sellout bands of modern metal
Now, that sounds truly hypocritical to I.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack
azal
love is the answer
ledmag
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yeah, no offence to PIMP, but he usually misses the point everytime. Or at least he comes across that way.
neal
wizard in black
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
That sites hilarious. The Death Metal to English Dictionary article is great. And the one about the Metal spelling bee.
creepindeath66
Scavenger of Human Sorrow
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
I fucking lost it the first time I scanned the All-Newsted issue...good site. Too bad so little of the world appreciates it.
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[KOTNO]Narrot
Eats and spits corpses...
Tee
Satan's yoyo
Sadistik
Let me die in solitude...
My fave article in there EVER was "Yngwie eats bandmates after remote bus disaster"
best headline: "Misguided US Black metal elite burn down CHurch's Chicken"
best headline: "Misguided US Black metal elite burn down CHurch's Chicken"
Nevermore26
Delusions Of Grandeur
Fucking love that site! I just hope that some day, my site can rip them off....errr, I mean be as good as them. Yeah.
Nevermore...
Nevermore...
/Z/
Always Importing
azal
love is the answer
"metal version of the onion would you say?"
Pretty much...on their links page, they have The Onion as "the guys we ripped off."
Pretty much...on their links page, they have The Onion as "the guys we ripped off."
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