A door that leads to nothing.

[Reign in Acai]

I received this email from a co-worker.


The other day while sitting in the line of traffic at the intersection of Laurel Canyon and Lookout Mountain, my husband noticed a nice wood door with cast iron fixtures that was built into the side of the mountain. At first I thought he wasn't seeing it correctly and it was probably just a gate...but he was right. It's built into the side of the mountain.

It's been bugging me for days now and I finally Googled the address on the street...and this is what's behind that door...

http://www.lernerrealty.com/2437_laurel.html

Inchy weren't you in the market for a home?

 

[NAD]

damn, that looks pretty sweet.

$2.275 million? hang on, i gotta... run to the cash machine...

 

[lizard]

I want one of those homes in a converted missle silo complex except it wouldn't have windows, and that would suck.

 

[NAD]

i just got called a mountain man by a coworker.

i still want a home in the mountains.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'd love to have one of those bunker homes. I'd just live outside or if I really wanted a window. then I'd rent a jackhammer, sledgehammer and then dig out of the dirt jump tools and get some buddies over. We'd make our own.

 

[lizard]

dude, check out http://www.silohome.com/ ...cool!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

think of it this way. if you're really fucked up you could do all sorts of scary things in there. and nobody would know. Or here. You could have like... a room hidden behind blast doors that nobody can get through but you....

I want my own silo now.

 

[lizard]

FUCK YEAH! It's located in NY State's Adirondak State Park.

on the surface: a quiet forest home.

below: THE MULTILEVEL MADHOUSE

 

[NAD]

hahaha that's fucking awesome!

i just unsuccessfully hit on a new girl at work, but hey at least she smiled!

 

[lizard]

in magazines chicks always say its a sense of humour that they find attractive, but when the chips are down, that's not what they want.

 

[NAD]

oh no, i said something that wasn't even funny and was completely stupid. whoops. but she did give me a smile like she enjoyed making brief conversation! oh and i made her laugh the other day, so that's a good sign for further perusal.

i got a room full of chicks laughing last week, i smiled as i walked into the kitchen to see 4 laydeez all laughing and talking brightly. so i stooped over at the water fountain (i'm tall, it's short) and someone else walked in, saying "...ADRIAN!" and the room got quiet.

me: "hi denise!"
denise: "i didn't recognize you! why didn't i recognize you?"
me: "i dunno, did i change heads today?"
all: much laughter

ever since then the two that sorta ignored me previously have smiled and/or said hello when meeting in the hallways.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah. They want a coke dealer to treat them like shit.

 

[Mormagil]

on the surface: a quiet forest home.

below: THE MULTILEVEL MADHOUSE

EDIT - http://www.wavsource.com/movies/planet_of_apes.htm

 

[E-bortion]

"For pedophiles and conspiracy theorists alike!"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I want one of those homes. I'd reconvert it back into a missile silo and then nuke Ohio.

 

[lizard]

haha just give me an hour's warning and you're welcome to it

unless your aim is to obliterate me into atoms.