A Footie joke with a hint of Bridget Jones....

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WOMAN'S DIARY: Saturday 29th April 2006.

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so I thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.


I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed.


I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him
deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile.
He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me,and that he had found someone else

I cried myself to sleep :waah:

MAN'S DIARY: Saturday 29th April 2006.

Rooney's probably out of the World Cup, there go our chances then, gutted!

Got a sh@g though.
 
So long as she doesn't talk with her mouth full! (Or bob her head up in front of the telly)

Anyway, I never thought Wimbledon would hold so much appeal. Is there some filthy little Russian player in skimpy knickers playing? Even better, is it a girl?
 
TheAssMaster said:
My reply was in response to Paxoman's comment about being disturbed in June. What the fuck has Rooney got to do with it?

Errrrr, maybe because the joke mentioned Wayne Rooney in it? And the fact that Paxoman doesn't want disturbing in June because of that little World Cup tournament thing and not the tennis??