A Game: FIND THE FUNNIEST THREAD

[Black Winter Day]

can't be an RC thread!
we shall compile the best, and earn some laughs.

here's one to start us off, short and sweet!

http://67.15.16.4/~mahke/forum/showthread.php?t=145492
(link will probably change when the server switches, keep in mind)

 

[NAD]

Dude nobody has as funny threads as we do. Each one of our spamfests is Pure Comedy Gold!

 

[Black Winter Day]

well you can't possibly deny the hilarity in that one!

 

[Black Winter Day]

waitaminute, none of the ordinary folks can view that forum! whoops!

here's how it went...



PROFANITY: Do I get some of my money back because i'm banned from the chat forum?

Mark: No.

 

[NAD]

HAHAHA I remember that! Saw that some months back, nearly fucking died.

 

[Ayeka]

lmmfaao!

 

[Black Winter Day]

another:

http://67.15.16.4/~mahke/forum/showthread.php?t=152030

 

[Under a Stone]

What? Those parents are making sure their kids don't listen to medicore music, bastards!

 

[NAD]

That's way fucking weak. I'm glad my parents weren't fucktards about my music when I was eleventeen.

My sister was looking through my cd collection for something to listen to and she stumbled across a cd called Damnation and apparently thought that she should tell my mom about it, so my mom decided to read the lyrics and that's how shit happened.

What a little cunt! I'd probably piss on all her toys if I had a little sister that did this.

 

[Under a Stone]

I like this quote

This is a total travestity! You need to get your sister back in a big big way! How old is she fucking 8? Why would she tattle on you?!?? Especially since you keep the house so damn tidy! Blackwater86 tonight is the night dude! You reclaim your manhood or go down in a blaze of glory! You will be in my thoughts! :A moment of silence for the fate which will bestowed upon you:

 

[Ayeka]

I should set that kid up with my parents. They don't mind me listening to Der Sturmer blatantly, nor my Burzum t-shirt, nor the iron eagle patch on my clock and gave me a tenner go meet a girl after I described her as Aryan

 

[mousewings]

Yeak, the poor guy. My parents aren't that bad. They bought me Down and Corrosion of Conformity CDs. They don't really like some of my music, but they let me listen to it.

gave me a tenner go meet a girl after I described her as Aryan

Pure-blood, or European?

Erg, you're lucky. Mine would still be wary even if I bought home someone ideal (immigrant family, good job, etc.)... but then you're a guy.

My vote is for:

http://67.15.16.4/~mahke/forum/showthread.php?t=136379

 

[Ayeka]

Pure-blood, or European?

Sadly I'm not best clued up about her bloodline so just European will do...details didn't seem to matter to mummy....

 

[Demonspell]

One fine day on the GMD, someone admits to liking the new Slipknot album. You can guess the rest...

http://67.15.16.4/~mahke/forum/showthread.php?t=150329

 

[MajestikMøøse]

http://67.15.16.4/~mahke/forum/showthread.php?t=152164

from the nevermore forum. WINNAR!!!

 

[NAD]

http://67.15.16.4/~mahke/forum/showthread.php?t=152164

from the nevermore forum. WINNAR!!!

Give this man the $10,000!!! That's the best. Love it.

 

[lurch70]

ok


http://67.15.16.4/~mahke/forum/showthread.php?t=152386

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

aside from the obvious classic RC review of HCDR thread on the COB board....

http://67.15.16.4/~mahke/forum/showthread.php?t=151569

 

[NAD]

I used to find Profanity annoying and highly irritating, but now I find him pretty hilarious. I'm not sure if his humour is intentional or not, but it works. :Spin:

 

[Black Winter Day]

ah, the nevermore forum. fond memories of that place...

if you search back about 2 years you will find tons of great (senseless, but hilarous) threads. however, i wish these had not been deleted because they were the best threads of ALL TIME: 1) some of the stuff me, ledmag and several others posted on the cannibal corpse forum before they shut it down (some of the best flames ever, with moderators involved!) and 2) the thread froum about last september where Rusted in Peace 50 posted that pic of the girl he knew from school (without her knowledge or consent) and told us to critisize her looks... then emailed the responses to her! classic...