The "Movie, t.v, shows and more" quotations game.
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Magrathean
worldbuilder
wildfyr
unus spiritus est
Beetlejuice
People often ignore the strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual.
:Spin:
People often ignore the strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual.
:Spin:
wildfyr
unus spiritus est
Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation
Shitter was full
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History of the World Pt. 1
God - "Moses, this is the Lord, thy God, commanding you to obey my law. Do you hear me?"
Moses - "Yes, I hear you, I hear you... a deaf man could hear you!"
God - "What?!"
Josephus - "Seize This Honkus!"
Waiter at last supper - "Are you all together or are there seperate checks?"
Roman Soldier - "I'm looking for a pack of Trojans"
Alchemist - "Sorry, I'm fresh out"
Count De Money - "Sir, the peasants are revolting!"
King Louis - "You said it. They stink on ice."
Madame LeFarge - "We don't even have a language just a stupid accent"
Peasant Man - "Yeah she's right. We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Honh, honh, honh"
Bernaise - "Your cuffs, your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs. A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his peepee, your's are all the way down to your balls!"
Count De Money - "At least I have mine."
Bernaise - "Bitch."
King Louis - "It's good to be the king."
Count De Money - "Do you have any of those delicious raisins?"
Bernaise - "You ate yours, these are mine."
Count De Money - "Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise."
Shitter was full
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History of the World Pt. 1
God - "Moses, this is the Lord, thy God, commanding you to obey my law. Do you hear me?"
Moses - "Yes, I hear you, I hear you... a deaf man could hear you!"
God - "What?!"
Josephus - "Seize This Honkus!"
Waiter at last supper - "Are you all together or are there seperate checks?"
Roman Soldier - "I'm looking for a pack of Trojans"
Alchemist - "Sorry, I'm fresh out"
Count De Money - "Sir, the peasants are revolting!"
King Louis - "You said it. They stink on ice."
Madame LeFarge - "We don't even have a language just a stupid accent"
Peasant Man - "Yeah she's right. We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Honh, honh, honh"
Bernaise - "Your cuffs, your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs. A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his peepee, your's are all the way down to your balls!"
Count De Money - "At least I have mine."
Bernaise - "Bitch."
King Louis - "It's good to be the king."
Count De Money - "Do you have any of those delicious raisins?"
Bernaise - "You ate yours, these are mine."
Count De Money - "Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise."
brokenchains
New Metal Member
"Tho' that long dream were of hopeless sorrow, 'Twere better than the cold reality"
- Dreams by Edgar Allen Poe
- Dreams by Edgar Allen Poe
Magrathean
worldbuilder
Magrathean
worldbuilder
"Yes."
- Probably a million different characters in a million different films, shows, etc.
Sorry, i had to do it.
- Probably a million different characters in a million different films, shows, etc.
Sorry, i had to do it.
Magrathean
worldbuilder
Magrathean
worldbuilder
Let's start again:
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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams, The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
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And when the steward of the feast did taste from the water of the pots, it had become wine.
And they knew not whence it had come.
But the servants did know, and they applauded loudly in the kitchen.
And they said unto the Lord: "How the hell did you do that?"
and inquired of him: "Do you do children's parties?"
And the Lord said: "No."
But the servants did press him, saying; "Go on, give us another one!"
And so he brought forth a carrot, and said: "Behold this, for it is a carrot."
And all about him knew that it was so, for it was orange, with a green top.
- Rowan Atkinson, Rowan Atkinson live
--
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams, The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
--
And when the steward of the feast did taste from the water of the pots, it had become wine.
And they knew not whence it had come.
But the servants did know, and they applauded loudly in the kitchen.
And they said unto the Lord: "How the hell did you do that?"
and inquired of him: "Do you do children's parties?"
And the Lord said: "No."
But the servants did press him, saying; "Go on, give us another one!"
And so he brought forth a carrot, and said: "Behold this, for it is a carrot."
And all about him knew that it was so, for it was orange, with a green top.
- Rowan Atkinson, Rowan Atkinson live
...For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done...
13th warrior (ok it's a crap movie alright)
13th warrior (ok it's a crap movie alright)
wildfyr
unus spiritus est
Time Bandits
Evil: God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
Robert: Slugs.
Evil: Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
Evil: I have the map! I have the map! And the day after tomorrow... The world!
Supreme Being: Return what you have stolen from me! Return the map! It will bring you great danger. Stop... Now!
Randall: You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?
Evil: Stand by for Mind Control!
Evil: God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
Robert: Slugs.
Evil: Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
Evil: I have the map! I have the map! And the day after tomorrow... The world!
Supreme Being: Return what you have stolen from me! Return the map! It will bring you great danger. Stop... Now!
Randall: You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?
Evil: Stand by for Mind Control!
Magrathean
worldbuilder
From Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch chronicles:
Simmons: Do you ever wonder why we're here?
Grif: One of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons: What? I mean why are we out here, in this canyon.
Simmons: Do you ever wonder why we're here?
Grif: One of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons: What? I mean why are we out here, in this canyon.
Magrathean
worldbuilder
don't watch die hard in german, it sucks, because it isn't funny.Malaclypse said:
Yippie-kay-yeah, motherfucker.
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