A Giant Slug Of Winter

[VangelicSurgeon]

leaving a viscous trail of snow across the east coast

that's how a local weatherman described the storm (I added the viscous part).

Prepp-o, they say that Great Barrington is basically getting the heaviest and worst of it. !!!

 

[minxnim]

DUDE, i am stick in massachusetts! i can't leave! i've shoveled my parents driveway, my gramma's driveway, MY RETARDED COUSINS DRIVEWAY MY AUNTS DRIVEWAY AND THE OLD DUDE"S DRIVEWAY ACROSS THE STREET.

someone get my out of here.

i have to start shoveling again in 25 minute!

 

[chupe666]

i totally thought this was going to be a haiku- or at least something poem-like.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

yea snow is gay. so today ive been up for like ever. ive run twice with the dog, shoveled lots of snow, cooked awesome lunch for the fam, played a lot of guitar (which i NEVER do). fuck productivity. snow is gay.

 

[azal]

the NY tri state area i think had the best snow pun of the bunch.


WHITEOUT!!!

sweetness.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

 

[Thorns of Sorrow]

I was supposed to be with my gf in an all nite sex binge,a nd the snow fucked it up because I couldn't get into Long Island to see her. I procceded to curse the snow out for most of the nite.