A joke...But, a good one!

[Don Corleone]

ok now some of you might have read this on the opeth board or heard it from a friend or whatever. anyway, it's an excellent joke. so here it goes:


whats the similarity between david beckham and a rollex wrist watch?































































answer: they both come in a posh box!

 

[sol83]

Ahhhh... Can't say I liked it Don. Sorry.

 

[Don Corleone]

then i have doubts about your sense of humor, sol. i had fallen off my chair when i had first heard it. the same thing happened when i told it to others.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

i dont get it, im sorry.

 

[Don Corleone]

which part of it didnt you get? i'll explain.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

who is David Beckham, lollerz

 

[Don Corleone]

well, i knew only the guys from europe would get this one. beckham is a famous english soccer player (and a good one at that) and he is married to one of the spice girls...dont remember her actual name but she was the "posh spice." now, do you get it?

 

[HarmonyDies....]

yea i get it. it is merely an ok joke.

 

[Don Corleone]

well, you know you can always f*ck off! it's an excellent joke.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

that was low, the joke brout a tiny smile to my face.

 

[Don Corleone]

well im really happy if i could bring a smile to your face but i can tell you those smilies really bother me. grr

 

[HarmonyDies....]

ahahah these smilies pwn, i dont know how you could hate them

 

[Falconspirit]

Originally posted by HarmonyDies....
who is David Beckham, lollerz

did'nt you watch the "Soccer" World Cup??2002 Korea JApan?

 

[HarmonyDies....]

Soccer?

 

[speakinstone]

Originally posted by HarmonyDies....
who is David Beckham, lollerz

ever seen the movie 'zoolander'..eh? the leading actor..?

 

[Morpheus]

sorry, but imo Beckham sucks, and it's FOOTBALL not Soccer ;-)

 

[Falconspirit]

Originally posted by Morpheus
sorry, but imo Beckham sucks, and it's FOOTBALL not Soccer ;-)

yes true..I wrote soccer..why? maybe becoz I thaught that Americans And Canadians call it soccer since football is another game..but then again most of Canada are from England no?

 

[HarmonyDies....]

=)

 

[Mariner]

what happens if a greek swallows a fly?





















then he has eaten more than he ever did
oh that's not true
then he has more brains in his stomach than in his head

 

[Don Corleone]

hoho that was...er...harsh.