Heres a joke that is apparently REALLY old, but I only just read it today, I think its funny 
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Superman is flying around the city one day and is extremely horny. He happens to fly over one building and Wonder Woman is laying naked on top, and she's like spread eagle and shit. So Superman thinks "Holy shit, I have to take advantage of this!" So he flies down, gets on top of her, makes some lightning quick thrusts and leaves before she even knows what happened.
So then Wonder Woman sits up and says "What the hell was that ??" and the Invisible Man climbs off of her and says, "I don't know but son of a bitch does my ass hurt!"
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You would think Superman would have no problems getting women and wouldnt need to do that (what would Lois think?), but maybe I just think too much.
Anyway, I laughed at it
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Superman is flying around the city one day and is extremely horny. He happens to fly over one building and Wonder Woman is laying naked on top, and she's like spread eagle and shit. So Superman thinks "Holy shit, I have to take advantage of this!" So he flies down, gets on top of her, makes some lightning quick thrusts and leaves before she even knows what happened.
So then Wonder Woman sits up and says "What the hell was that ??" and the Invisible Man climbs off of her and says, "I don't know but son of a bitch does my ass hurt!"
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You would think Superman would have no problems getting women and wouldnt need to do that (what would Lois think?), but maybe I just think too much.
Anyway, I laughed at it
