A love letter to Ann Coulter from Henry Rollins

I swear I walked right past her at a local coffee shop round seven last night!

The handsome woman I saw stands out among the those slight degenerate and worn-out types who inhabit that overpriced cup-O-joe stand. Her clothes were way too nice, her hair way too combed.

But I didn't say anything because the last three people I said "Hey X, what's happening?" replied, "Not a damn thing! You got the wrong guy, asshole!"

So, I wasn't courageous enough to express my admiration for her war on hippy bolshevik types, and proudly announce how I shout at elderly anti-war demonstrators on the corner of Main and Montowese every saturday morning.

Jurched
 
MyHatred said:
Awesome, Oblivious. And yes, Henry is right. Ann just needs to shut the fuck up.

i lost a TON of respect for Henry Rollins when it became apparent that he's a fake.

he is on a video i have about The Obsessed describing Scott 'Wino' Weinrich's guitar playing as being like a man getting angry, really slow... and when a man gets angry slow... yadda, yadda, yadda...

well, i saw him on a VH1 show talking about a completely different artist [cant remember who] and describing his playing as being 'like a man getting angry, really slow... and when a man gets angry slow...'

how many times has he used that line??

what a tool. :rolleyes:

also, why should Ann have to shut up, yet, he be allowed to keep yapping?
how do we make that call?
she's expressing her opinions in the best way she knows how.
he's expressing his.
if he wants to be heard, even if he's saying the same things, over and over and trying to pass his words off as 'original,' then he needs to step back and let others have their say without trying to trample all over their 'freedom of speech' rights.
 
SueNC said:
he is on a video i have about The Obsessed describing Scott 'Wino' Weinrich's guitar playing as being like a man getting angry, really slow... and when a man gets angry slow... yadda, yadda, yadda...

well, i saw him on a VH1 show talking about a completely different artist [cant remember who] and describing his playing as being 'like a man getting angry, really slow... and when a man gets angry slow...'

how many times has he used that line??

.

maybe both guitarist have the same mannerisms on stage...i know alot of guitarist that kinda look like theyre talking while eating a pussy when theyre soloing, and i guess you could say they both "look like theyre talking while eating a pussy while soloing" and theyre completely different people......
 
gaschamber said:
maybe both guitarist have the same mannerisms on stage...i know alot of guitarist that kinda look like theyre talking while eating a pussy when theyre soloing, and i guess you could say they both "look like theyre talking while eating a pussy while soloing" and theyre completely different people......

that doesnt flush. you're just making excuses to explain away Rollins' 'fake cool.'

it's like he came up with this really cool way of describing somebody's playing, then stored it away to use over and over, thinking the same people who saw the '94 video about The Obsessed wouldnt see the VH1 show in '05.

lame.
pathetic.

jumping on somebody else and denying them their right to speak, just because he sees an opportunity to get attention for himself by riding in on her controversy.

even more lame and pathetic.

he needs to shut up and go away.
he hasnt really been relevant to the scene in years, anyway.
he's running off at the mouth and while Ann's book sales top out, he'll still be relatively obscure.
 
SueNC said:
that doesnt flush. you're just making excuses to explain away Rollins' 'fake cool.'

it's like he came up with this really cool way of describing somebody's playing, then stored it away to use over and over, thinking the same people who saw the '94 video about The Obsessed wouldnt see the VH1 show in '05.

lame.
pathetic.

jumping on somebody else and denying them their right to speak, just because he sees an opportunity to get attention for himself by riding in on her controversy.

even more lame and pathetic.

he needs to shut up and go away.
he hasnt really been relevant to the scene in years, anyway.
he's running off at the mouth and while Ann's book sales top out, he'll still be relatively obscure.


Are you Ann's Lesbo Lover??? Or her obsessed stalker?
You're taking an insult against a celebrity, as an insult against yourself.
 
Dr.TEETH said:
Are you Ann's Lesbo Lover??? Or her obsessed stalker?
You're taking an insult against a celebrity, as an insult against yourself.

are you Henry's gay lover? you're taking my opinion that somebody as fake as Henry Rollins shouldnt make himself out to be Censor of the World as some sort of insult, apparently.
were you not, you wouldnt have said anything so snotty and uncalled for.
 
SueNC said:
that doesnt flush. you're just making excuses to explain away Rollins' 'fake cool.'

it's like he came up with this really cool way of describing somebody's playing, then stored it away to use over and over, thinking the same people who saw the '94 video about The Obsessed wouldnt see the VH1 show in '05.

lame.
pathetic.

jumping on somebody else and denying them their right to speak, just because he sees an opportunity to get attention for himself by riding in on her controversy.

even more lame and pathetic.

he needs to shut up and go away.
he hasnt really been relevant to the scene in years, anyway.
he's running off at the mouth and while Ann's book sales top out, he'll still be relatively obscure.

The rantings of a disgruntled whore. Go and drown yourself in the closest toilet. Your stupidity is a burden on us all.
 
Saucy_Jack said:
The rantings of a disgruntled whore. Go and drown yourself in the closest toilet. Your stupidity is a burden on us all.

if you feel 'burdened' by somebody on the internet that you've never met, then i dare say, your problems are far more complex than anything anybody here could begin to decipher.


seek counseling.
 
Saucy_Jack said:
The rantings of a disgruntled whore. Go and drown yourself in the closest toilet. Your stupidity is a burden on us all.
A burden on us all? You don't speak for me. Run along, punk.
 
gaschamber said:
maybe both guitarist have the same mannerisms on stage...i know alot of guitarist that kinda look like theyre talking while eating a pussy when theyre soloing, and i guess you could say they both "look like theyre talking while eating a pussy while soloing" and theyre completely different people......


Yeah... that doesn't flush. You're just making excuses to cover the fact that you are a traitor. Why don't you go to Iraq, if you hate America so much.