a serious answer is needed here..

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1. I'd take a really, really big shit.
2. If you were a woman, you could help us by showing your tits.
 
1. I'd take a really, really big shit.
Explain what do u mean. plz.
Well, I'd pull down my shorts, sit on the toilet in the water closet/bathroom, whatever you call it, and evacuate my bowels of a brown solid matter. I'd flush halfway through to ensure the exit portal was not clogged with faeces. Then, I'd use wadded paper from a nearby roll to remove any faeces left behind around my anus, deposit it in the toilet, and flush again. Then, I'd wash my hands and dry them.
 
Well, I'd pull down my shorts, sit on the toilet in the water closet/bathroom, whatever you call it, and evacuate my bowels of a brown solid matter. I'd flush halfway through to ensure the exit portal was not clogged with faeces. Then, I'd use wadded paper from a nearby roll to remove any faeces left behind around my anus, deposit it in the toilet, and flush again. Then, I'd wash my hands and dry them.

I have to use a dictionary to decipher your post. How many words you know?
I have been learning new words in English since I the first grade. and until now. still hard words appear.
 
What the hell country are you from anyway? We have several people here who don't have English as their first language who understand me fine.
 
I see. What languages DO you know?

Wait, you were born here, but your parents couldn't be arsed to teach you the language of the country you're a naturalized citizen of?