a small sad reality of my job.

[minxnim]

i have a really stiff sore neck but i dont want to say anything because i know either (a) a freaky GROSS person will try to massage me and say 'take off your bra' or (b) everyone will make blowjob all nighter jokes or something.


blah.

 

[lizard]

fortunately I have a person who works in the next section who is a massage therapist. all I have to do is say Linda, gimme little help here! and she works those digits. and she doesn't give me any allnighter cunnilingus comments/guffaws either.
you all should feel very envious right about now.

 

[goatschool]

people are way too obsessed with this sex thing

 

[avi]

I do believe I've said it here before, but my fiance is a trained massage therapist.

 

[lizard]

cool. that's just about a great as having a close friend who is a) an auto mechanic or b) a plumber or electrician.

 

[Baliset]

people are way too obsessed with this sex thing

what is this "sex thing" of which you speak?

it doesn't register in my brain except as some foreign abstract concept.

 

[avi]

what is this "sex thing" of which you speak?

it doesn't register in my brain except as some foreign abstract concept.

ah, the sad reality of the modern-age metalhead

 

[goatschool]

it is pretty abstract to begin with. and it is awesome.

but let people obssess over it because mistakes are gonna happen and we'll see who's craving naked people when everyone is forced to eat family members, especially when all of the fish are gone from the ocean.

 

[deadair]

it is pretty abstract to begin with. and it is awesome.

but let people obssess over it because mistakes are gonna happen and we'll see who's craving naked people when everyone is forced to eat family members, especially when all of the fish are gone from the ocean.

THIS is why it's good to have nick around... posts like this

 

[minxnim]

all people talk about at my job is ass sex. it's like, so old.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

take off your bra

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

sorry, sorry! someone had to say it.

 

[minxnim]

asshole! hahahaha