a thorough survey

431. Not a "real" question.. but would anyone of you HE-MAN- dudes like to sell those, if you still have them? I've never had them.

432. On which side do you usually go to sit in a bus? Depends on where there's a empty seat.

433. When you buy something out of a store, do you take the first product on the row or do you reach back to have a product that is "less touched"? It it looks "touched" I take another one if it's something more "important" like a CD.

434. Is it hard to swallow your pride? No.

435. Do you go in gigs only if there is a band you like or do you go to gigs just to entertain yourself whether there is a good band or not? I go to gigs to entertain myself. In this town there are rarely any gigs with bands I like.

436. Do you often eat gum? No.

437. Does walking in the centre of your town carrying large objects bother you? Nah.

438. Do you buy second-hand stuff? Preferably not.

439. Enjoy walking around flea-markets? If there are books. :dopey:

440. Do you have a good memory, or do you need little paper- reminders around? I need to write down un-funny work related stuff, but everything concerning my free time stucks in my head immediately.

441. How long does it take to make you angry? If some ignorant fool is making fun of my musival taste it's very easy.

442. Are you satisfied in the way your hand writing looks? No, it does seldom look the same from day to day, it feels. AND it's scribbly.

443. Men who wear make-up? I hardly notice make-ups.

444. Do you have your cd´s in alphabetical order? Of course.

445. How much cd´s do you own? Only about 130 original CD albums, ten old copied albums.

446. Are you always on time? Yes.

447. Is ballét beautiful? No.

448. Have you had any trouble with the police? No.

449. From how many different countries you have friends? Friends...I know people IRL from a few countries.

450. Is customer always right? If you're owning a service concentrated company.

451. How many jobs have you had during your lifetime? Two summer jobs.

452. Is it embarrassing to buy sex-related stuff? Don't know.

453. My friends... are few but good.

454. My parents... are few but good. :loco: My parents are great.

455. School... was better than I realized then.

456. TV...is overrated.

457. Cold winds...kills me.
458. Being in the forest a dark night...freaks me out.

459. 5 best things in the world? Me, myself and I, Child of Time and Carl. (the two last=me) Seriously, I can't come up with even one good thing.

460. Does your back hurt often? Since I started to go to the gym, never.

461. Do you have good sense of directions? Yes, it's good.

462. Is it easier to say personal stuff in other language than your own? Not if you're as bad at them as I.


463. What kind of people draw your attention while walking on the street? The noisy and annoying ones.

464. You´re buying a car. What colour will it be? It will be a black BMW 320i from 2002.

465. What would make you even better? Better social skills.

466. Do you make friends easily? It's easy for people to like me, and it's easy for me to like people, at least.

467. If your partner was working in the sex business would you want him/her to stop? Yes.


468. The Monkeys or The Beatles? Teh Squirrels.
 
411. Are golf and tennis sports for rich-assses? No.

412. Did you play with dolls when you were little? Don't think so.

413. When Barbie and Ken broke up, were you upset ? Of course I was upset by that advertising hoax, that claimed that two stereotyped plastic dolls that have been duplicated a million times, have feelings. :Smug:

414. Do you watch MTV? No.

415. Would you want to become a lawyer or a doctor? Lawyer.

416. Do you rather call than write text messages? Call, you'll get an answer immediately and can ask follow-up questions too.

417. Does sun give you energy? Yes.

418. If someone tells you about some disease going around, do you soon think you have it too? No.

419. Gays? ( ) Is there a question?

420. Do you have friends at your workplace? No.

421. Who cuts your hair? Mum. :p

422. How many shoes you have? Eight. Or four pairs.

423. Do you sing while showering? Sometimes.

424. Do you get shocked when a huge accident happens, not near you but in your country? A little.

425. How many hours in a day you spend in front of a computer? Six, seven or too many.

426. Have you rode (ride, rode, ridden?? :eek: ) a horse? Yeah. Never again.

427. What time do you wake up? My alarm clock starts ringing 6 o'clock in the morning. Otherwise I usually wake up around 9.30 AM.

428. Do typos irritate you? Only if there are so many that the text gets difficult to read.

429. From what does the best sallad you´ve had consist of? Salad? Don't think so.

430. Society? It's too early in the morning to be misanthropic.

 
Rusty said:
469. Do you donate to charity?? If so: what do you donate, how much, how often, to which charities??
Hearse said:
470. when you walk on a mall or on street are you always the one that have to dodge the ones that walk straight forward?
471. does it piss you off that they never dodge you?
472. have you ever thought "fuck, I'm not going to dodge no one anymore because they aren't neither" and walked straight forward?
473. did they then walk straight on you?
474. when you come out from a Metro does it makes you inasanely angry when all the old goats/young rap kids rush in before you get out?
475. Ever walked wast out punching the old goats/young rap kids from the way?
476. did it make the adrenaline rush and your mouth go all smiley, after you see their prizeless faces?
477. do you open/keep the door for someone with huge packages or such?
478. when you drive a car, do you have a feeling you're the only one that seem to know how to drive?
479. if you were a cop, from how many percent of people would you take their drivers licence away?
 
469. do you donate to charity? if so, what do you donate, how much, how often, to which charities?

i don't

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470. when you walk around inside a mall or in the streets, are you always the one having to dodge the ones that are walking straight towards you?

nope

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471. does it piss you off that they never dodge you?

it pisses them off if they don't and bump into me: i'm bony.

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472. have you ever thought "fuck, i'm not going to dodge anyone anymore because they aren't either" and walked straight forward?

that's what i always do: walk fast, look worried. if people don't step aside it's their problem

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473. did they then walk straight on you?

none but the most suicidal do

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474. when you come out of a metro station, does it make you insanely angry when all the old goats / young rap kids rush in before you get out?

i try to avoid taking buses or city trains, exactly because i'm bound to be annoyed by just about everybody's behaviour. however, i have never been on the same vehicle with goats or other farmyard animals :err:

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475. ever walked out quickly, punching the old goats / young rap kids out of the way?

i have indeed been pushing people aside on more than one occasion, with many a malicious intention. again, goats were however not involved. and i don't like all the bias against people who listen to rap music. i listen to rap music. and in my town/country i'm much more afflicted by young metal kids than any other kind

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476. did it cause an adrenalin rush and made your mouth go all smiley, seeing their prizeless faces?

no, i try to look at stupid people as little as possible. they're ugly, and their dumbness is apparent

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477. do you open/hold the door for someone with huge packages and such?

yes i do

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478. when you drive a car, do you have a feeling you're the only one that seems to be able to drive?

it's not a feeling, it's true

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479. if you were a cop, from how high a percentage of people would you take driving licenses away?

85% if i'm in a good mood

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202. Have you given/received a single red rose from someone? Yeah.
203. What color are your bedroom-walls? Off-white.
204. Do you talk with yourself? Frequently, and when someone catches me at it, I can't seem to stop so I'll go on to say, "Good job, now people will think you're nuts."
205. Have you been diagnosed with some mental illness? No.
206. What do you think of people who don´t drink, smoke or do drugs? It's not nice to harp on about myself :p
207. Classic: what would you take along with you to an island? only one thing. Johnny Depp. Or maybe the Li Boat.
208. What is the best pick up -line you know? They're all cheesy.
209. Toilet seat, up or down? Down.
210. Will I survive from 3-day-no-internet? No, you'll be crawling on the floor in your own drool after 24 hours.
211. Is Madonna the queen of pop? I used to have some respect for her, but now she's just a washed up desperate old hag.
212. Is Elvis the king? He was talented, yeah.
213. Do you have a massaging(?!) shower? Ehh?
214. How many boy/girlfriends have you had? 2 serious ones, 5 not serious ones ;p
215. Will you ever get married? I hope so, if I can find the right person.
216. Wanna live in the countryside or in a city? Suburbs.
217. Nuclear Power Plants? I'll leave that to Homer.
218. Are you often commando? (without underpants) No.
219. Boat or airplain? The Li Boat :D
220. When was the last time you cried? A few days ago.
221. Hugging or kissing? Both.
222. Do you like going to buy food in a market? Not really.
224. Are you into sports? like watching, not doing. Sure, certain sports, especially if they involve cute men running around in shorts.
225. When was the last time you visited in some amusementpark? Last year.
226. What is/was the best ride? Shite, I don't recall the name.
227. Are you superstitious? A little, I try not to break any mirrors or walk under ladders, but what sensible person would?!
228. About what thing you´re happy it is over? School :D
229. How many times in a week you eat junk food? Ohh, once a fortnight?
230. Do you like old people? Yes, and they appear to be quite fond of me, I don't know why...
232.
a. ) Ever cried while listening some album? (if yes, what was the band/album) Oh, pfft, lots. I'm oversensitive.
b. ) And what was the reason of it? Possibly problems with relationships, or bad self-esteem, or a sad movie.
233. for musicians: Ever got so frustrated by your own skills that you just want to throw your instrument/mic on the wall and stop playing/singing for once and for all? Hahaha, that'd be something if I could throw my piano. I've kicked it several times and slammed the keys and pedals before, only to worry that I might have damaged it.
234. for musicians again: In what state of mind you usually feel urge to create music or play/sing (when you're feeling sad, happy, lunatic...)? Back in the day, any mood, but now... when I'm bored.
235. Have you ever found cure in music for your mood/depression?
(if yes, tell abit about it) Yeah, I listen to something and just zone out. If it's really bad, I listen to really cheesy stuff and I'll crack a smile sooner or later.
236. What saddens you the most in your life? How awful people can be.
237. What is the best song ever? (name only one song) I'll never be able to answer this.
238. Have you ever thought of commiting a suicide? (when yes, what made you not to do it?) When I was stupid at 15 :p I snapped out of it and gave myself a mental kick to stop being such a weak retard.
239: Have any of your friends committed or tried to commit a suicide? Yeah.
240: and to stick with my image:
a.) Do you sleep naked? Sometimes.
b.) Do you sleep blanked/pillow between your legs? Yes, it's a habit. I'm most comfortable sleeping with my pillow between my legs.
 
Hearse said:
My december manowar underpants could easily last more than 1 month,
it's those summer/festival underpants that starts to feel pretty soaked after few weeks...

NEIL: "Oh no, not the laundrette!"
VYVYAN: "But why, Michael? Look - I myself have three pairs of socks and three pairs of knickers. That means I've only worn them...(he thinks)...269 times each since the last wash!"

Mind you, I can see those furry kecks lasting a long time. They were made for barbarian warriors who only change their pants twice in a lifetime, right?
 
469. do you donate to charity? if so, what do you donate, how much, how often, to which charities?

I donate my time to charity twice a week working at a women's shelter.

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470. when you walk around inside a mall or in the streets, are you always the one having to dodge the ones that are walking straight towards you?

I move out of the way many feet/meters in advance.

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471. does it piss you off that they never dodge you?

It pisses me off they're talking on a cell phone.

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472. have you ever thought "fuck, i'm not going to dodge anyone anymore because they aren't either" and walked straight forward?

If it's a guy in a leather coat on a cell phone with his hair slicked back and his arm around a slutty sorority girl, I obstruct!

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473. did they then walk straight on you?

I'm tall, as a result they seem to move out of the way.

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474. when you come out of a metro station, does it make you insanely angry when all the old goats / young rap kids rush in before you get out?

Yes! Standard procedure fliers apparently need to be posted everywhere.

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475. ever walked out quickly, punching the old goats / young rap kids out of the way?

No. I endure it, then come to UM to complain about it.

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477. do you open/hold the door for someone with huge packages and such?

Yes. Even if I know I won't be getting a thank you. :mad: :erk:

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478. when you drive a car, do you have a feeling you're the only one that seems to be able to drive?

I have the feeling I'm the only one who cares about my safety.

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479. if you were a cop, from how high a percentage of people would you take driving licenses away?

I'd never be a cop, but I'd probably take licences from everyone just to be safe.

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lumitalvi said:
480. If you are Robinson, who´s your Friday?
481. If you wear a longsleeve, do you often roll the sleeves up?
482. You have this sudden :dopey: for something. Do you get it no matter what?
483. Do you enjoy watching romantic comedies or do they make you puke?
484. There is a picture on the wall, but it´s not straight. Leave it like that?
485. Is cleaning a toilet fun?
486. Do you know many people that have the same name as you do?
487. Is the health of your environment (nature, not people) important to you?
488. Which is more stupid a)burning books b)shouting your opinions in the streets
489. Priests?
490. Is Cartman fat or just heavy boned?
 
480. if you are robinson, who's your friday?

alfred is

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481. if you wear a longsleeve, do you often roll the sleeves up?

yes. that's what i'm doing right now

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482. you have this sudden :dopey: for something. do you get it no matter what?

indeed. i don't believe in therapeutic restrain of one's own desires

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483. do you enjoy watching romantic comedies or do they make you puke?

they make me sit mesmerized holding a beer, and i get all sentimental when things seem to go awry, and i get even more sentimental during the happy ending, thinking "why not me why not me why not me"

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484. there is a picture on the wall but it's not straight. leave it like that?

nope, i straighten it

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485. is cleaning a toilet fun?

i'm pretty sure it's not

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486. do you know many people that have the same name as you do?

rahvin? no, there was just this one guy... tall and handsome, used to coerce a queen to let him rule her kingdom. died a few years back, deleted from the timeline. whoops

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487. is the health of your environment (nature, not people) important to you?

just relatively speaking, not extraordinarily

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488. which is more stupid? a) burning books; b) shouting your opinions in the streets

burning books. shouting is rude and lame, but not necessarily a means to promote stupidity

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489. priests?

same answer i gave to the "gay people" question :tickled:

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490. is cartman fat or just heavy boned?

who the hell is cartman?

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480. If you are Robinson, who´s your Friday?
Charlie Dimmock. She can grow me some cabbages or something for when I get bored of coconuts.

481. If you wear a longsleeve, do you often roll the sleeves up?
No.

482. You have this sudden for something. Do you get it no matter what?
No.

483. Do you enjoy watching romantic comedies or do they make you puke?
I hate them. The comedy is always Budweiser, and the romantic sickly and cheesy.

484. There is a picture on the wall, but it´s not straight. Leave it like that?
No way. Spirit level action is called for.

485. Is cleaning a toilet fun?
No...

486. Do you know many people that have the same name as you do?
About six with the same first name, I reckon.

487. Is the health of your environment (nature, not people) important to you?
Yes. I like nature. If it were up to me, nobody would ever build another road or new-town ever again.

488. Which is more stupid a)burning books b)shouting your opinions in the streets
Burning books. If you're shouting in the street, the opposite viewpoint is still available.

489. Priests?
Thanks, I don't.

490. Is Cartman fat or just heavy boned?
He's FAT!!!