A tribute to the (2nd?) greatest band EVER

[TotenMitMacht]

RHAPSODY > you

That's right. Rhapsody kills so much. I had someone listen to them today, and they asked, "how could anyone not like this band? That ruled so much!" He was getting so into it, and I realized that Rhapsody defeats just about everyone, except Symphony X. It's like this thing that rules so much some lesser mortals cannot appreciate it.

I also had someone listen to Rhapsody, and he said he didn't like them. Luckily, I managed to kill him before he infected the others.

Note- people who don't like RHAPSODY are just mindless drones, faceless automatons marching in lockstep to the commands of a sinister, Orwellian, dystopian dictator.

Oh, yeah. You fuck with my shit- you PAY for my shit
:C :C :C :C -"HOLY THUNDERFORCE!!!"

 

[OfSinsAndShred]

Wow. Rhapsody is definately in my top 3 favorite bands. Thanks for defiling them by including them in your spam.

 

[bball_1523]

they are ok, but I'm not a huge power metal fan. I just like a little bit since S-X has gotten me to appreciate it.

 

[Yngvai X]

Sorry, not a Rhapsody fan. I like my powermetal with balls and unicorn free, thank you.

 

[The Stormbringer]

Sorry, not a Rhapsody fan. I like my powermetal with balls and unicorn free, thank you.

Likewise. Criticism of Blind Guardian will be ignored, thank you ma'am.

 

[Kronikle66]

Sorry, not a Rhapsody fan. I like my powermetal with balls and unicorn free, thank you.

Agreed.

 

[Jax]

Sorry, not a Rhapsody fan. I like my powermetal with balls and unicorn free, thank you.

I agree.

 

[PRauhala]

Yeah im not rhapsody fan either. I think everyones should listen more Fusion (and jazz) too. Right?

 

[TotenMitMacht]

Wrong. Rhapsody is the best. If you disagree, you are wrong.

 

[Kronikle66]

A tribute to the (2nd?) greatest band EVER

Wrong. Rhapsody is the best. If you disagree, you are wrong.

Contradictions? How could rhapsody be the best if it's only second best? I guess you're wrong.

 

[control-denied777]

i love fantasy stuff,and i dont see anything wrong with writing about unicorns and fairies ;therefore,i love rhapsody.

 

[-Gavin-]

Wrong. Rhapsody is the best. If you disagree, you are wrong.

Nah, Angra > Rhapsody/Dragonforce > All

 

[TotenMitMacht]

I'm sorry I contradicted myself in those ridiculous, obviously joking statements. Do you honestly think I wouldn't allow others to have a musical opinion? Plus, Symphony X isn't a band, it's a religion. Or is that Manowar? Yeah, Manowar's a religion. Umm.... Symphony X just kills, then. Rhapsody is the best of the non-Symphony X, whatever SX is.

 

[The Yngster]

Are you high?

 

[kazahana]

I thought I hated Rhapsody, but I listened through their entire discography the other day and thought it was bloody brilliant. Even if you don't appreciate the lyrical content or folk melodies or constant double bass drumming, then at least credit them for doing what they love with all their heart and soul.

Oh, and their videos are the best ever. In Power of the Dragonflame, these two kids go on a train and save a girl by beating up this guy and stealing the emerald stone from him and electrocute him with it and the kingdom is saved. In Rain of a Thousand flames, there's this naked goth chick and then fire and then they fight the special effects and then there's a forest and swords and stabbery and who knows what else.

 

[soundgarden]

I just bought thier latest album and I can tell already that this band will soon be on my top 5.

Guardiani is one of the most amazing songs I ever heard, even though it's in Italian.

 

[Ayreon Guardian X]

No! Rhapsody rulez!! Sorry, I had my Rhapsody fanboy moment there.....anyway, I love Rhapsody and, while they do write about questionable topics, their musical ability should not be questioned....they are excellent musicians who happen to enjoy writing songs about mystical unicorns and other fantasy topics.......

 

[SilentRealm]

aww I was hoping it actually was a tribute for the 2nd best band ever! though of course that differs for each person, but no I dont like rhapsody.

 

[Androz]

Then lets make a tribute to Pain of Salvation

 

[arglebargle]

Sorry, not a Rhapsody fan. I like my powermetal with balls and unicorn free, thank you.

Contradict'd