Action for Anders

[salisbury]

Okay, boyz and girlz, if Anders pays so much money (i bet he paid at least 5 crowns), we have to give him inspiration and entertainment.
So I'll invite you ALL(!) to participate in some action, also the bandmembers are welcome. You only have to answer some questions and the one who gives the most intelligent answers to these stupid questions, will get the TURBOMAN award. I will be the jury, who declares the glorious winner. Here we go:

Katagory guitar:

How deep can you tune your guitar (but that's boring...)?

How high can tune your guitar before the strings break (more interesting)?

For slide guitar players: What's the coolest thing, you can use INSTEAD of a bottleneck (I use a banana...)?

What's the most incredible place where you found your plectrum? What do you use, when you can't find one?

How many effects can you use at the same time?

Can you turn your amp to eleven?

What's your favourite posing?

How do you annoy your band members most?


Katagory Bass:

Who's coolest bassplayer?

What's the coolest bassamp?

Do you use a Fred-less?

Who played bass on for "funerals to come" (song)?

What's the bassplayer's favourite drink (only alcoholic)?

Should bass players also have non-alcoholic drinks (answer is easy...)?

Should bass players be bandleaders?

What should bass player get when they finally hit the correct tone? what should they get when they're bad?

Katagory vocals:

Can you sing with a banana as a microphone?

Would TURBOMAN do this?

Do you think, I'm a good singer?

Which Katatonia text is the most funny?

Why Jonas does this pocketslapping?

Should there be world championships in pocketslapping?

Do vocalists generally have ego problems? (I don't mean Jonas)

Do you think, it's easy to find a good vocalist? Why?

Why female vocalists look better than male?

Is Jonas a girl?

Katagory Drums:

Are there any good questions about drums?

Are drumcomputers better?


Katagory Keyboards:

Why they are UNTRUE?

Why they suck?

Why good bands don't have them?

Do you like Crematoy?

Katagory general:

left or right?
up or down?
back or front?
lazy as an ape or busy as a bee?
drink or eat?
work or sleep?
guitar or bass?
astronaut or cosmonaut?
Broiler oder Hühnchen?
french fries or freedom fries?
Burger King or MC Donalds?
Aldi or Lidl?
male or female?
Kata or Tonia?
Christmas or Easter?
Last or least:

Who is strong enough to carry around the BIG FINNTROLL?

Good night, I wish you ALL happy christmas, and a new year full of ACTION (please participate, doesn't matter if depressed or not), and good snowball battles and here's the last question for JUDAS PRIEST fans (so, Anders,what's the answer...?):

Is TURBOMAN the TURBO LOVER?

 

[valafar]

:zombie:

 

[Nico16]

Katagory guitar:

For slide guitar players: What's the coolest thing, you can use INSTEAD of a bottleneck (I use a banana...)?

-what about a duck-beak?!

What's the most incredible place where you found your plectrum? What do you use, when you can't find one?

-hm...the most "interesting" place? under the carpet maybe. (not that interesting, but anyway). And if I can't find one I use my fingers

How many effects can you use at the same time?

-How many effects I can use at the same time?! three. because I've got two pedals and my amp has an integrated reverb.

Can you turn your amp to eleven?

-yes.

What's your favourite posing?

-hmmmmm...I don't know

How do you annoy your band members most?

-forcing them to do ~20 takes until it's "good enough"


Katagory Bass:

Who's coolest bassplayer?

-Steve D.!!

What's the coolest bassamp?

-good question

Do you use a Fred-less?

-no

What's the bassplayer's favourite drink (only alcoholic)?

-vodka!

Should bass players also have non-alcoholic drinks (answer is easy...)?

-yes

Should bass players be bandleaders?

-sometimes...

What should bass player get when they finally hit the correct tone? what should they get when they're bad?

-don't know what they should get when they hit the correct tone. but when they're bad, maybe they should get free lessons and bass-training books/videos and lots of encouragement by all the other bandmembers

Katagory vocals:

Can you sing with a banana as a microphone?

-hm...no, I can't sing at all

Would TURBOMAN do this?

Do you think, I'm a good singer?

-I haven't heard you sing yet.

Which Katatonia text is the most funny?

-the hidden one in the case of VE

Why Jonas does this pocketslapping?

Should there be world championships in pocketslapping?

Do vocalists generally have ego problems? (I don't mean Jonas)

-AFAIK no.

Do you think, it's easy to find a good vocalist? Why?

-no, because it's hard to be a good vocalist, so there aren't that many of them

Why female vocalists look better than male?

-because you are male (if you believe it or not)

Is Jonas a girl?

-afaik not, because jonas is called a "he" everywhere and he doesn't look like nor does he sound like a girl. and "jonas" isn't a girl's name...

Katagory Drums:

Are there any good questions about drums?

-yes

Are drumcomputers better?

-if there's only a not-so-good drummer around, a drum-computer may be better.


Katagory Keyboards:

Why they are UNTRUE?

-because the sounds that come out of them are synthetic (i.e. the sounds are _not_ true), that's why they're also called "synthesizers";

Why they suck?

-hm. because they're made of plastic and not a more durable material?

Why good bands don't have them?

-because they can't afford them

Do you like Crematoy?

-unfortunately not.

Katagory general:

left or right? both
up or down? both
back or front? both
lazy as an ape or busy as a bee? lazy as an ape
drink or eat? both
work or sleep? sleep
guitar or bass? bassguitar and guitar!
astronaut or cosmonaut? cosmonaut in russia and astronaut everywhere else...except in china maybe
Broiler oder Hühnchen? hühnchen
french fries or freedom fries? hmmm...isn't the one a metaphor for the other?
Burger King or MC Donalds? MC Donald's, because the next BK is ~80 km away from here and IMO the "freedom fries" taste better at MC Donald's
Aldi or Lidl? LIDL because they also have "real" brands, but it bothers me that they only sell PEPSI and not real coke these days. and the new CD-Rs they sell now suck badly...almost as bad as the Aldi-ones.
male or female? both!
Kata or Tonia? both!
Christmas or Easter? christmas
Last or least: ?!

Who is strong enough to carry around the BIG FINNTROLL?

Good night, I wish you ALL happy christmas, and a new year full of ACTION (please participate, doesn't matter if depressed or not), and good snowball battles and here's the last question for JUDAS PRIEST fans (so, Anders,what's the answer...?):

-Thank you! happy christmas 2 u 2! hm...snowball battle sounds nice

Is TURBOMAN the TURBO LOVER?

-?!

 

[Drynwhyl]

Katagory guitar:

-> no guitar player here :Smug:


Katagory Bass:


Who played bass on for "funerals to come" (song)?

-> ähm, Le Huche?

What's the bassplayer's favourite drink (only alcoholic)?

-> vodka (pure)

Should bass players also have non-alcoholic drinks (answer is easy...)?

-> well, o.k.

Should bass players be bandleaders?

-> if they dare


Katagory vocals:

Can you sing with a banana as a microphone?

-> with or without, it doesn't matter

Do you think, I'm a good singer?

-> maybe, but you'll have to prove it

Which Katatonia text is the most funny?

-> funny?!

Why Jonas does this pocketslapping?

-> it's an artistic expression

Should there be world championships in pocketslapping?

-> sure! and the founder should secure all privileges in it!

Do vocalists generally have ego problems? (I don't mean Jonas)

-> dunno

Is Jonas a girl?

-> fuck, no!

Katagory Drums:

Are there any good questions about drums?

-> alot

Are drumcomputers better?

-> sometimes


Katagory Keyboards:

Why they are UNTRUE?

-> not always, to a certain level

Why they suck?

-> 'cause the keyboard-players suck

Do you like Crematoy?

-> NO

Katagory general:

left or right? - both
up or down? - both
back or front? - both
lazy as an ape or busy as a bee? - just creative
drink or eat? - drink
work or sleep? - both
guitar or bass? - both!
astronaut or cosmonaut? - what about argonaut?
Broiler oder Huhnchen? - (türkisches) hühnchen
french fries or freedom fries? - both sucks
Burger King or MC Donalds? -
Aldi or Lidl? - Lidl, 'cause they have these 'margarita" eiergebäck
male or female? - this is a wile, right?
Kata or Tonia? - dunno
Christmas or Easter? - x-mass
Last or least: - blah


Good night, I wish you ALL happy christmas, and a new year full of ACTION (please participate, doesn't matter if depressed or not), and good snowball battles and here's the last question for JUDAS PRIEST fans (so, Anders,what's the answer...?):

-> merry x-mass to you too, take a rest and cheers!

Is TURBOMAN the TURBO LOVER?

-> nothing doing!

 

[the_joy_of_grief]

For slide guitar players: What's the coolest thing, you can use INSTEAD of a bottleneck (I use a banana...)?

A dick.

How do you annoy your band members most?

Criticizing their ideas, playing in any tuning that's below E, not listening to what they say, using the word "fragment", not bringing any beer...

Who's coolest bassplayer?

Me.

Should bass players be bandleaders?

Definately.

Which Katatonia text is the most funny?

"Human birds watch the sky..."

Do you think, it's easy to find a good vocalist? Why?

Hell, no!

Broiler oder Hühnchen?

Why not call it Hühnchenbroiler?

 

[dAnus]

Katagory guitar:
- How deep can you tune your guitar (but that's boring...)?
Till the strings are too lose even to dry laundry on them.

- How high can tune your guitar before the strings break (more interesting)?
Depends on the height of the sealing.

- For slide guitar players: What's the coolest thing, you can use INSTEAD of a bottleneck (I use a banana...)?
The statue of Liberty.

What's the most incredible place where you found your plectrum? What do you use, when you can't find one?
1 after playing a lot fast strokes, I found it hidden under my thumbnail.
2 Most of the time, the statue of liberty. The only problem is that I can only play slide when I use that statue. (and she does taste sweet)

How many effects can you use at the same time?

Can you turn your amp to eleven?
Turn up? man! that’s turning milder!

What's your favourite posing?
I usually lay upside down on a couch, using my legs to support the neck of my guitar. And I’m playing with my teeth.

How do you annoy your band members most?
By answering questions that are never asked.

Katagory Bass:

Who's coolest bassplayer?
Danny Lilker

What's the coolest bassamp?
The one that comes with an included instructed blow-up dummy that plays like Digorgio.

Do you use a Fred-less?
No, actually I always thought it were the same things as on a piano, but I’ve never seen them walk away from a piano.

Who played bass on for "funerals to come" (song)?
Grim reaper and Mister T?

What's the bassplayer's favourite drink (only alcoholic)?
Chicken soup. With a pinch of Purple alcoholic life-elixir.

Should bass players also have non-alcoholic drinks (answer is easy...)?
No, when they stop drinking, its like a wireless car without the batteries.

Should bass players be bandleaders?
Oh my god. Do you see Danny Lilker lead a band?

What should bass player get when they finally hit the correct tone? what should they get when they're bad?
1. Correct tone: A new tuning fork.
2. more hairs on the chest.

Katagory vocals:

Can you sing with a banana as a microphone?
Can one Dance in his undies while looking at his parents in law?


Would TURBOMAN do this?
I hope so, that means I’m not the only one.

Do you think, I'm a good singer?
Hell yeah, I can listen to the notes you’re singing right now! It sounds like a ballade of love!
Oh, no, hold on, I’m sorry it’s the dishwasher.

Which Katatonia text is the most funny?
That one that is printed on the vinyl release of Jhova elohim…. You know, that one in Braille.

Why Jonas does this pocketslapping?
Well, he’s obviously chosen to come out for Sweden in 2005, he has to defend his title in Europe.

Should there be world championships in pocketslapping?
Didn’t you know?

Do vocalists generally have ego problems? (I don't mean Jonas)
Mostly they have voice problems, that’s why bands like Cannibal Corpse (who tour constantly) that can’t afford a break in their tour, sound so bad live.

Do you think, it's easy to find a good vocalist? Why?
You know, I recently was looking for a good accordionist. I talked to some guy who could play like a madman. So I invited him for a session. And you know what, he couldn’t play accordion! But he could sing like Dickinson! Now, he’s in a nuthouse.

Why female vocalists look better than male?
Females are more idle, so I don’t think female vocalist look better. You can’t see it all the time, but many wear contacts.

Is Jonas a girl?
I’m a man, and I don’t need glasses or contact lenses. give me Bottles.

Katagory Drums:

Are there any good questions about drums?
I guess not. Why is DW that expensive?

Are drumcomputers better?
Compared to Amiga’s? depends on where you use them for. I’ve never seen anyone play Sonic on a drumcomputer.
Amigas are more all round. I’ve seen people drum on amiga’s and C64.

Katagory Keyboards:

Why they are UNTRUE?
Cause they scare me!
I’ve never seen those black keys walk away from a piano!!

Why they suck?
I know little kids suck on keys.

Why good bands don't have them?
Well, good bands use handprint readers to open their doors.

Do you like Crematoy?
Who?

Katagory general:

left or right? left.
up or down? Going Down!
back or front? back at the front
lazy as an ape or busy as a bee? Bee-sting. Ape shit.
drink or eat? Drink!
work or sleep? Work!
guitar or bass? Aaahh!! fred!!!
astronaut or cosmonaut? Man? or Astroman?
Broiler oder Hühnchen? de kiep of t ei?
french fries or freedom fries? No Fries. No French, no Freedom.
Burger King or MC Donalds? Fries on the side.
Aldi or Lidl? Que? Does the pope shit in the woods?
male or female? For me a Female.
Kata or Tonia? Kata!
Christmas or Easter? Easter when I’m free, Christmas when I get to work
Last or least: At least some words at last.

Who is strong enough to carry around the BIG FINNTROLL?
Bo Duke!

Is TURBOMAN the TURBO LOVER?
You know, those old turbos just when you got the torque, the release valve opened and all the air blowed away.

 

[falling bird]

A dick.

Criticizing their ideas, playing in any tuning that's below E, not listening to what they say, using the word "fragment", not bringing any beer...

That sounds familiar to me

Happy antichristmas to all you Broilers and fragments out there

 

[Hobo]

Katagory guitar:

How deep can you tune your guitar (but that's boring...)?
4.850 meters below the water surface.

How high can tune your guitar before the strings break (more interesting)?
dunno. dunno why i should either... realy...

For slide guitar players: What's the coolest thing, you can use INSTEAD of a bottleneck (I use a banana...)?
a floorlamp.

What's the most incredible place where you found your plectrum? What do you use, when you can't find one?
my gigbag..(boring..) i always carry around some 5-10 plektrums... just in case.

How many effects can you use at the same time?
dunno.. but i only do use one.
either dist, or no dist. everything else is just showoff.

Can you turn your amp to eleven?
no, but i can turn it to dust with my ev0l lasergun from hell!!!! mohahahaha!!!

What's your favourite posing?
metalpose!! like manowar!!!

How do you annoy your band members most?
not caring about them. telling them how to play.


Katagory Bass:

Who's coolest bassplayer?
me (i play bass in one band, guitar in another )

What's the coolest bassamp?
the one that is in the rehersalroom....

Do you use a Fred-less?
yes. however i have a guitarplayer whos name is Fred... so he doesnt play fred-less...

Who played bass on for "funerals to come" (song)?
this guy.

What's the bassplayer's favourite drink (only alcoholic)?
config-sling.

Should bass players also have non-alcoholic drinks (answer is easy...)?
yes.

Should bass players be bandleaders?
no. they should not even be allowed to talk.

What should bass player get when they finally hit the correct tone? what should they get when they're bad?
a good ass-slap.... just because they are bassplayers....

Katagory vocals:

Can you sing with a banana as a microphone?
yes. i cant promise it will sound good though.

Would TURBOMAN do this?
turboman is my turboloveeeeeeer.... tell me there´s no otheeeeerrrr!!!

Do you think, I'm a good singer?
no.

Which Katatonia text is the most funny?
the previously unreleased track from the Jem-sessions, called "hey man, leave my thing alone!"

Why Jonas does this pocketslapping?
it would look st00pid if he slapped his ass.
it would look even more st00pid if he slapped someone elses ass.
you have to slap something.

Should there be world championships in pocketslapping?
yes.

Do vocalists generally have ego problems? (I don't mean Jonas)
yes. infact, everyone that is not me has a ego problem.

Do you think, it's easy to find a good vocalist? Why?
no, because all vocalists have ego-problems.

Why female vocalists look better than male?
dunno.... do they?

Is Jonas a girl?
does the average humanbeeing swallow 8 spiders in his/her sleep in a lifetime?

Katagory Drums:

Are there any good questions about drums?
yes.
why?

Are drumcomputers better?
they dont speak. and they are tight. and they actualy do ass you tell them to.

yes.


Katagory Keyboards:

Why they are UNTRUE?
see above statement (synthetic....)

Why they suck?
i like keyboards... they so un-suck.

Why good bands don't have them?
good bands like good charlote and blink 182.

Do you like Crematoy?
no..

and i dont like crematory either.

Katagory general:

left or right? yes.
up or down? that too.
back or front? back.
lazy as an ape or busy as a bee? it doesnt take me long to get nothing done.
drink or eat? eat.
work or sleep? depends on your work. i´d sleep.
guitar or bass? guitar.
astronaut or cosmonaut? cosmonaut. they are russian. everything russian kicks arse. (yes ivan, that includes you.)
Broiler oder Hühnchen? boil or münchen?????
french fries or freedom fries? pommes
Burger King or MC Donalds? frasses
Aldi or Lidl? audi or lada?
male or female? a little bit of both. especialy the other.
Kata or Tonia? both. served with extra rainy nights.
Christmas or Easter? midsummer.
Last or least: least

Who is strong enough to carry around the BIG FINNTROLL?
i dunno. i have nevver seen a big finnish troll.... i dunno how big they realy are.

Good night, I wish you ALL happy christmas, and a new year full of ACTION (please participate, doesn't matter if depressed or not), and good snowball battles and here's the last question for JUDAS PRIEST fans (so, Anders,what's the answer...?):

Is TURBOMAN the TURBO LOVER?

no superman is.

 

[ether]

Katagory guitar:

How deep can you tune your guitar (but that's boring...)?
no more than a half-tone

How high can tune your guitar before the strings break (more interesting)?
no idea
For slide guitar players: What's the coolest thing, you can use INSTEAD of a bottleneck (I use a banana...)?
once I used a sewing thimble...
What's the most incredible place where you found your plectrum? What do you use, when you can't find one?
in a book...i try to play with my nails...

How many effects can you use at the same time?
I'm still so damned poor than I haven't bought effect for my guitar yet...I only use distorsion

Can you turn your amp to eleven?
no

What's your favourite posing?
I still have to practise posing, I'm too concentrated on playing to pose...

How do you annoy your band members most?
I have no band...but usually i have problems to remember what i have to play..


Katagory Bass:

Who's coolest bassplayer?
Mattias!
What's the coolest bassamp?
no idea, i don't play bass
Do you use a Fred-less?
No a Mattias-less, er...isnt it called fretless?
Who played bass on for "funerals to come" (song)?
is there a bass on that song?
What's the bassplayer's favourite drink (only alcoholic)?
Bärs!
Should bass players also have non-alcoholic drinks (answer is easy...)?
only in special cases
Should bass players be bandleaders?
why not? Bass is cool!
What should bass player get when they finally hit the correct tone? what should they get when they're bad?
...
Katagory vocals:

Can you sing with a banana as a microphone?
No, but I can sing with a flute as a microphone
Would TURBOMAN do this?
sorry to disappoint u, but I have never heard of turbo man
Do you think, I'm a good singer?
who knows
Which Katatonia text is the most funny?
Black Erotica?No idea what the title has to do with the text
Why Jonas does this pocketslapping?
He's launching a new trend
Should there be world championships in pocketslapping?
yeah!
Do vocalists generally have ego problems? (I don't mean Jonas)
i think so
Do you think, it's easy to find a good vocalist? Why?
it's not easy. a beautiful voice is only a natural gift!
Why female vocalists look better than male?
for me men always look better than girls...
Is Jonas a girl?
No, but if u look at Jonas in the Brave Murder Day photo session and imagine to put on him a little bit of make up he really looks like a beautiful girl.
Katagory Drums:

Are there any good questions about drums?
...
Are drumcomputers better?
no, but they could be a good substitute if you can't find a drummer

Katagory Keyboards:

Why they are UNTRUE?
they add too many useless sounds, too much electronics
Why they suck?
see above
Why good bands don't have them?
see above
Do you like Crematoy?
no
Katagory general:

left or right?left
up or down? up
back or front?back
lazy as an ape or busy as a bee?lazy
drink or eat?drink
work or sleep?sleep (see lazy as an ape)
guitar or bass?both
astronaut or cosmonaut?i'm so ignorant that i don't know the difference
Broiler oder Hühnchen?Hühnchen
french fries or freedom fries?french fries
Burger King or MC Donalds?
Aldi or Lidl?Penny Markt?
male or female? male
Kata or Tonia?Tonia is a nice character in Dr.Zivago
Christmas or Easter?Christmas
Last or least:

Who is strong enough to carry around the BIG FINNTROLL?
Mattias?
Good night, I wish you ALL happy christmas, and a new year full of ACTION (please participate, doesn't matter if depressed or not), and good snowball battles and here's the last question for JUDAS PRIEST fans (so, Anders,what's the answer...?):

Is TURBOMAN the TURBO LOVER?

 

[Cis]

Katagory guitar:

How deep can you tune your guitar (but that's boring...)?
B

How high can tune your guitar before the strings break (more interesting)?
Didn't have time to check that before the string broke

For slide guitar players: What's the coolest thing, you can use INSTEAD of a bottleneck (I use a banana...)?
I suggest a razorblade- but only for black metal slide guitarrists. It gives a cool bloody fingers effect. Very evil!

What's the most incredible place where you found your plectrum? What do you use, when you can't find one?
I'm never looking for one because I always know where they are. And I prefer to play with fingers, so that answers the second part of the question.

How many effects can you use at the same time?
73

Can you turn your amp to eleven?
no

What's your favourite posing?
Katatonia- style

How do you annoy your band members most?
There are many ways for a guitarrist to annoy his bandmates:
- say "it doesn't fit" when bassplayer has great ideas
- doesn't remember songtitles
- lose control over effects and cabels
- be disorganized
- turn down volume of the bass
- not play enough Schneeglöckchen
- not be able to play slide guitar
- have no food when bassplayer is hungry
etc.etc.

Katagory Bass:

Who's coolest bassplayer?
Cis, Mattias Norrman, Magnus Olsfelt (The Crown)

What's the coolest bassamp?
the one that travelled with me to Norway

Do you use a Fred-less?
You mean a bass without Fred? Yes, I've got one. I wanted to buy a bass WITH Fred but he was sold out. And too expensive for me anyway. But I'm happy with my Fred- less...

Who played bass on for "funerals to come" (song)?
I do.

What's the bassplayer's favourite drink (only alcoholic)?
Desperados, Cinzano

Should bass players also have non-alcoholic drinks (answer is easy...)?
Coffe, tea and juice for breakfast, tea and water the rest of the day

Should bass players be bandleaders?
Absolutely yes!!!

What should bass player get when they finally hit the correct tone? what should they get when they're bad?
Bassplayers should always get lots of snowdrops, no matter wether they play wrong or right!!!!

Katagory vocals:

Can you sing with a banana as a microphone?
Sure, but it's even cooler to SCREAM into a banana!

Would TURBOMAN do this?
How could I know?!

Do you think, I'm a good singer?
sorry, but I prefer the singing of sheep, cats, birds and butterflies

Which Katatonia text is the most funny?
the wrong German translation of Sulfur: Ich hab n Sofa, es ist hart...

Why Jonas does this pocketslapping?
Because his fans would be disappointed if he stopped doing that

Should there be world championships in pocketslapping?
Would be interesting, although we already know who'd be the winner

Do vocalists generally have ego problems? (I don't mean Jonas)
they have problems with the ego of bassplayers

Do you think, it's easy to find a good vocalist? Why?
Check out my "Without God" cover on the secret cover compilation. There you can hear 5 incredibly talented vocalists. It was easy to find them.

Why female vocalists look better than male?
Why do male bassplayers look cooler than female?

Is Jonas a girl?
Maybe her boyfriend can reply...

Katagory Drums:

Are there any good questions about drums?
Who would like to be our drum computer programmer?

Are drumcomputers better?
Only if noone shit into them (unfortunately, this happens very often)

Katagory Keyboards:

Why they are UNTRUE?
because you don't like them

Why they suck?
It's not the keyboard, it's the player

Why good bands don't have them?
some do

Do you like Crematoy?
NO

Katagory general:

left or right? left
up or down? up
back or front? front
lazy as an ape or busy as a bee? lazy in the morning, busy in the evening
drink or eat? drink
work or sleep? sleep
guitar or bass? bass
astronaut or cosmonaut? I grew up in communism and I was taught that astronauts are my enemies, so I vote for cosmonauts. Viva Juri Gagarin! And Sigmund Jähn!
Broiler oder Hühnchen? I'm vegetarian
french fries or freedom fries? None
Burger King or MC Donalds? I prefer good food
Aldi or Lidl? Aldi is just around the corner from where I live
male or female? Jonas?
Kata or Tonia? Both together!
Christmas or Easter? Christmas in december, Easter in spring
Last or least: den letzten beißen die Hunde...

Who is strong enough to carry around the BIG FINNTROLL?
a Finnish elephant

Good night, I wish you ALL happy christmas, and a new year full of ACTION (please participate, doesn't matter if depressed or not), and good snowball battles
Same from me to everyone here!

and here's the last question for JUDAS PRIEST fans (so, Anders,what's the answer...?):
I'm not a J.P. fan so I don't answer.
Good night.

Is TURBOMAN the TURBO LOVER?[/QUOTE]

 

[falling bird]

Okay, boyz and girlz, if Anders pays so much money (i bet he paid at least 5 crowns), we have to give him inspiration and entertainment.
So I'll invite you ALL(!) to participate in some action, also the bandmembers are welcome. You only have to answer some questions and the one who gives the most intelligent answers to these stupid questions, will get the TURBOMAN award. I will be the jury, who declares the glorious winner. Here we go:

Katagory guitar:

How deep can you tune your guitar (but that's boring...)?

How high can tune your guitar before the strings break (more interesting)?

For slide guitar players: What's the coolest thing, you can use INSTEAD of a bottleneck (I use a banana...)?

What's the most incredible place where you found your plectrum? What do you use, when you can't find one?

How many effects can you use at the same time?

Can you turn your amp to eleven?

What's your favourite posing?

How do you annoy your band members most?


Katagory Bass:

Who's coolest bassplayer?

What's the coolest bassamp?

Do you use a Fred-less?

Who played bass on for "funerals to come" (song)?

What's the bassplayer's favourite drink (only alcoholic)?

Should bass players also have non-alcoholic drinks (answer is easy...)?

Should bass players be bandleaders?

What should bass player get when they finally hit the correct tone? what should they get when they're bad?

Katagory vocals:

Can you sing with a banana as a microphone?

Would TURBOMAN do this?

Do you think, I'm a good singer?

Which Katatonia text is the most funny?

Why Jonas does this pocketslapping?

Should there be world championships in pocketslapping?

Do vocalists generally have ego problems? (I don't mean Jonas)

Do you think, it's easy to find a good vocalist? Why?

Why female vocalists look better than male?

Is Jonas a girl?

Katagory Drums:

Are there any good questions about drums?

Are drumcomputers better?


Katagory Keyboards:

Why they are UNTRUE?

Why they suck?

Why good bands don't have them?

Do you like Crematoy?

Katagory general:

left or right?
up or down?
back or front?
lazy as an ape or busy as a bee?
drink or eat?
work or sleep?
guitar or bass?
astronaut or cosmonaut?
Broiler oder Hühnchen?
french fries or freedom fries?
Burger King or MC Donalds?
Aldi or Lidl?
male or female?
Kata or Tonia?
Christmas or Easter?
Last or least:

Who is strong enough to carry around the BIG FINNTROLL?

Good night, I wish you ALL happy christmas, and a new year full of ACTION (please participate, doesn't matter if depressed or not), and good snowball battles and here's the last question for JUDAS PRIEST fans (so, Anders,what's the answer...?):

Is TURBOMAN the TURBO LOVER?

Salisbury, Du bist krank.

 

[salisbury]

Hey guys!

First of all a happy new year, although several days passed since we said goodbye to the old year by drinking it positive and said hello to the new year by continue to drink in remembrance of the old one...

I was a little bit disappointed that I had to search for this thread until page3, but than I saw that some people participated and did some good for Anders. Thank U, your are the TRUE Katatonia Fans!!!

I'll come to the awards soon, there are some really nice and weird answers;
But the first turboman award in the katagory tourplanning is for Katatonia: It speaks for their TRUENESS to tour in February in northern scandinavia; it's ice cold, it's dark, there's lots of snow and will take ages to get from one location to the other; I don't think, it will be easy to drive for example to Trondheim, yeah, i drove through Norway once and there wasn't a three-lane highway, no, small tiny streets, and it took long and that was only summer. What happens in winter, when streets are full of snow and ice, and the elks and big finnish trolls happen to make party and drunk as they are pull out trees and lay them on the steet? Yes, if like it; a winter scandinavian tour with south scandinavian dates is only for wimps and posers!!!

@Falling bird: I know I'm sick, and I decided to visit a psychologist this year. Hopefully I'll meet this "yesterdayilistenedtokatatoniaandiwantedtokillmyself"-guy. I ripped Priests "Pailkiller" for him. Maybe he feels better after this.