actual conversation i heard last night at a bar

[Baliset]

guy 1: did you hear about them URI chicks?
guy 2: no
guy 1: i hooked up with ...(insert name i can't remember) and i also banged "short bus."
guy 2: was she good?
guy 1: as long as you didn't look at the left side of her face
guy 2: and she knew what she was doing?
guy 1: yeah dude!

 

[Baliset]

i should also mention that the two guys having this conversation were having it in a stall they were peeing in together.

 

[lizard]

this thread is wrong on so many levels!

guys banging "short bus", who sizzles in the sack but don't look at her face? they're peeing together in the same stall?

 

[avi]

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

There's nothing at all wrong with that.