Advice for you all 10-8-03

[prime666]

Is it just me or as we get older certain body parts start to smell worse and worse. For instance the scrack (thats the spot between your balls and ass). THis has got to be the worst smelling part on a dude. I know this cause I am a dude, not that I smell other mens scracks. I mean it doesnt matter if you just got out of the shower or ran a marathon coverd in pig shit. The scrack is the nuclear waste of body parts.. The one thing worse then a mans scrack is a ladies... HOLY SHIT! If a womens monthly friend is visiting avoid this area at all costs! It smells like rotten pussy, disfunctional ass, andthe breath of the dead....

 

[DarbysDad]

I thought it was called the Duke!!! I learn something new on the board every day. :Spin:

 

[Cincy Vigilante]

I'll part the red river but I won't drink from it.

 

[CyThrax]

Everybody knows that's your Taint!

 

[Sgt-D]

I'll part the red river but I won't drink from it.

Damn straight. It takes a mighty keg of ale to get many a guy to want to earn a set of Red Wings.

 

[Lordlindsey]

How ofter are you down there smelling things???

 

[prime666]

Well I shit 3 to 5 times a day. So at least once I might get my finger near that area and , well, miss....... Hey, I guess everbody gets curious once in awhile and has to smell there own finger.

 

[MichiMikey]

C'mon fellas, once you get passed the smelled, you've got it licked! And don't tell me none of you have your red wings, cuz you a liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DarbysDad]

Not that I wanted to brag but I parted the Red Sea as well as the Red River, Lick, Lick, Lick. I've licked, so long that I strained my neck and sprained my tounge. Has anybody had a Rain Woman incident. Mine was cool except I didn't take it in the face, I was taken a breathe and it landed in the hand I was using to poke in and out with. But I did swallow a lot and have a worn out wet face afterward.

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Taint: 'cause "it ain't" your hmmm, and "it ain't" your ha!

 

[AlexStomp]

I've never earned my red wings. I don't even go near it. I don't even let her take off her pants. I'm content with making out and getting sucked off that time of the month.

 

[Metal Maiden]

You guys are funny.

 

[Jono]

nah man that can be the best and worst time of the month. Hormones can cause many things. including extreme horney sex monster from hell. and thats the best sex ever.

heheh thats a cool new word scrack. much better than taint.

what i wanna know is how to keep my balls from sweating. it could be 20 below and it's still like it's temperate zone down there.

-Jono-