O/T but... 10 Questions For You All!

[johnnieCzech]

I hope Metal Sludge wouldn´t sue me for stealing their idea, but I´m making it just for fun, so enjoy 10 Questions for everyone on this board!

1. What are you currently up to? This is the only chance to plug your shit...
2. What band should call it a day?
3. Rate the following bands on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being lame ass sucker and 10 being a real blast:
Alice In Chains
Anthrax
Armored Saint
Brutal Truth
The Cranberries
Death
Enigma
Fear Factory
Gorefest
Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
Kataklysm
Limp Bizkit
Mudhoney
Pearl Jam
S.O.D.
4. Have you ever...
masturbated during an Anthrax song
had sex during an Anthrax song
had nasty thoughts about your cousin
touched dogs genitals
sung along to a N´Sync song
tasted human blood

5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne
The Simpsons or South Park
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson
Tolkien or Prattchet
Star Trek or Star Wars
Belladonna or Bush
Oral sex give or receive
Terrance or Phillip

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to?

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob?

8. How do you recall following years?
1978
1981
1986
1988
1991
1995
1996
1999
2000
2001

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian
Dan Lilker
Charlie Benante
Frank Bello
Danny Spitz
Joey Belladonna
John Bush
Paul Crook
Billy Milano
Fred Durst
The looney who has created this

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax
S.O.D.
Joey Belladonna
Rob Caggiano
Dave Mustaine
Metal Sludge
Britney Spears

I hope at least one person would enjoy that! Have fun!

 

[johnnieCzech]

well I´m gonna reply first!

. What are you currently up to? This is the only chance to plug your shit...
answer from me johnnieCzech: answering my own stupid questions, having my sunday rest

2. What band should call it a day?
answer from me johnnieCzech: KI$$

3. Rate the following bands on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being lame ass sucker and 10 being a real blast:
Alice In Chains 10
Anthrax 10
Armored Saint 9
Brutal Truth 5
The Cranberries 8
Death 8
Enigma 4
Fear Factory 10
Gorefest 7
Iron Maiden 8
Judas Priest 10
Kataklysm 7
Limp Bizkit 5
Mudhoney 5
Pearl Jam 9
S.O.D. 9
4. Have you ever...
masturbated during an Anthrax song ... can´t remember, maybe
had sex during an Anthrax song ... don´t think so
had nasty thoughts about your cousin ... yes, many times, she´s hot
touched dogs genitals ... never
sung along to a N´Sync song ... never
tasted human blood ... my own

5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth ... it depends, I like both
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley ... of course Layne
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne ... sharon is a bitch
The Simpsons or South Park ... SP
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson ... probably Homer
Tolkien or Prattchet ... pratchett
Star Trek or Star Wars ... star wars
Belladonna or Bush ... Bush
Oral sex give or receive ... give
Terrance or Phillip ... Terrance is a doctor, kills people and fucked Celine Dion!

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to?
answer from me johnnieCzech: Of course

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob?
answer from me johnnieCzech: the first one, sorry Billy

8. How do you recall following years?
1978 ... that´s the year I was born
1981 ... I was three years old, my brother was born
1986 ... basic school, listening to Beatles
1988 ... I discovered heavy metal
1991 ... Attack Of The Killer B´s and Metallica came out
1995 ... listened to heavy metal, Aerosmith and Pearl Jam´s Ten
1996 ... high school leaving exams, YEAH! Saw Anthrax, Fear Factory and AC/DC for the first time
1999 ... I was at work, it sucked ass, quit my job and entered the college
2000 ... no Y2K. Waiting for Anthrax record.
2001 ... waiting for Anthrax record

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian ... killer riffs
Dan Lilker ... very skinny guy
Charlie Benante ... my drumming idol, taken a picture with him
Frank Bello ... very fast fingers
Danny Spitz ... strange 20Q. Dug his solos in the past
Joey Belladonna ... the weakest link in Anthrax
John Bush ... one of the best vocalists
Paul Crook ... second Dimebag Darrell
Billy Milano ... angry fat asshole who claims to have invented shorts and written Indians
Fred Durst ... Eminem
The looney who has created this... well... myself

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax ... that they suck
S.O.D. ...everything Billy claims
Joey Belladonna ... is coming back to Anthrax
Rob Caggiano ... don´t know, we´ll see
Dave Mustaine ... he was satisfied with the record sells
Metal Sludge ... they´re serious
Britney Spears ... she´s a virgin and can sing

 

[TD]

1. What are you currently up to? This is the only chance to plug your shit...
Debating what I want to with my "career" next year. I've got some offers, but none are perfect. It is Sunday morning, I'm skipping church and fighting a hangover, so I'm in no shape to make any decisions.
2. What band should call it a day? KISS, and this is coming from a lifetime fan.
3. Rate the following bands on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being lame ass sucker and 10 being a real blast:
Alice In Chains 7
Anthrax 10
Armored Saint 9
Brutal Truth 4
The Cranberries 4
Death 4
Enigma 3
Fear Factory 8
Gorefest ?
Iron Maiden 10
Judas Priest 10
Kataklysm ?
Limp Bizkit ?
Mudhoney ?
Pearl Jam 8
S.O.D. 10
4. Have you ever...
masturbated during an Anthrax song
no
had sex during an Anthrax song
no
had nasty thoughts about your cousin
dude, my cousin is HOT
touched dogs genitals
no
sung along to a N´Sync song
yes
tasted human blood
who hasn't gotten their red wings?
5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth
megadeth
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley
layne
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne
Joan
The Simpsons or South Park
the simpsons
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson
tough one, i actually think it would be fun to get drunk with OJ, especially if you were pissed off at some chick, imagine what OJ would do for ya then
Tolkien or Prattchet
tolkien
Star Trek or Star Wars
either or
Belladonna or Bush
bush
Oral sex give or receive
EITHER OR! you can't beat box lunches at the y, and you can't beat blow jobs as you drive down the road
Terrance or Phillip
Phillip I guess

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to? FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob?
It would certainly depend upon who's ass I shoved said roll

8. How do you recall following years?
1978 I turned one
1981 I saw KISS on Solid Gold with short hair
1986 The Superbowl Shuffle was a hit song
1988 I had the hottest girlfriend in my 6th grade, we remained friends forever
1991 Bill and Ted and Terminator 2 were the hot movies of the summer, I started high school, a fun year

1995 graduated high school (w/ honors!!) and started college
1996 met the girl of my dreams, naturally I blew it....the kiss reunion, good year
1999 this year is truly a drunken blur
2000 see 1999, college = blurred memories, i do remember saying "farewell" to KISS at several tour stops
2001 good year, graduated college, started my job

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian shampoo

Dan Lilker drugs
Charlie Benante bad ass
Frank Bello pissed
Danny Spitz smart
Joey Belladonna unemployed
John Bush the tom jones of metal!!!!!
Paul Crook looks like a tree on stage
Billy Milano hostile
Fred Durst tough guy
The looney who has created this what fun what fun

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax they invented rap rock
S.O.D. they had a platinum record
Joey Belladonna he could sing
Rob Caggiano he is a real member
Dave Mustaine he could sing
Metal Sludge is false
Britney Spears is cuter than left eye

I hope at least one person would enjoy that! Have fun!


__________________
"Now, this goes for the silver medal. Spell "Forensic"!"
"Well fuck this, why the fuck should I spell "Forensic". S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S. Forensic."

 

[Vim Fuego]

1. What are you currently up to? Chatting on MSN
2. What band should call it a day? Korn and Tool
3. Rate the following bands on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being lame ass sucker and 10 being a real blast:
Alice In Chains 1
Anthrax 10
Armored Saint 9
Brutal Truth 10
The Cranberries 0
Death 10
Enigma 6
Fear Factory 4
Gorefest 3
Iron Maiden 10
Judas Priest 9
Kataklysm 5
Limp Bizkit 0
Mudhoney 0
Pearl Jam 0
S.O.D. 10
4. Have you ever...
masturbated during an Anthrax song Yes
had sex during an Anthrax song No
had nasty thoughts about your cousin Yes
touched dogs genitals Accidentally...
sung along to a N´Sync song Who?
tasted human blood yes

5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth Metallica
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley Cobain
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne Ozzy!
The Simpsons or South Park South Park
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson Homer
Tolkien or Prattchet Pratchett
Star Trek or Star Wars Star Wars
Belladonna or Bush Bush
Oral sex give or receive Give
Terrance or Phillip Cartman

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to? I didn't post on the old board

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob? The blowjob...

8. How do you recall following years?
1978 Grease the movie
1981 Rubic's Cube
1986 Dire Straits...
1988 Iron Maiden!
1991 I got laid!
1995 Finished varsity
1996 Rediscovered death metal
1999 Paid to watch rugby!
2000 Bloody hard work
2001 Korea

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian Goatee!
Dan Lilker WALKING CORPSE!!!!!
Charlie Benante Charlie don't cheat
Frank Bello I am the Law
Danny Spitz Cuckoo
Joey Belladonna Joey fucked up!
John Bush Inside looking out
Paul Crook Metal Sludge
Billy Milano Ya fucking rubberhead!
Fred Durst Fat fucking cocksucker!
The looney who has created this Too much time...

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax They're rappers
S.O.D. They're racists
Joey Belladonna He's straight!
Rob Caggiano who?
Dave Mustaine Is a good song writer
Metal Sludge Is a piss take
Britney Spears Is a woman?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

What are you currently up to? This is the only chance to plug your shit... Let's see, I've been up since 5 with my son, and I can barely keep my eyes open, when I finish here, I'm going back to bed, his dad can deal with him. I'm freezing.


2. What band should call it a day?
I'd have to say KISS, sooooooooo tired of it all.

3. Rate the following bands on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being lame ass sucker and 10 being a real blast:
Alice In Chains 7
Anthrax 10
Armored Saint 9
Brutal Truth 4
The Cranberries 3
Death 5
Enigma 2
Fear Factory 6
Gorefest ?
Iron Maiden 7
Judas Priest 10 years ago, 9-now 5
Kataklysm ?
Limp Bizkit 2
Mudhoney 4
Pearl Jam 3
S.O.D. 5

4. Have you ever...
masturbated during an Anthrax song ... no
had sex during an Anthrax song ... no
had nasty thoughts about your cousin ... hell no
touched dogs genitals ... why would someone do this??
sung along to a N´Sync song ... probably when drunk, long time ago
tasted human blood ...who hasn't sucked on a bleeding finger?

5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth ... Megadeth
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley ... Layne
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne ... Joan I guess (anything but Sharon)
The Simpsons or South Park ... Simpsons...duh
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson ... Homer
Tolkien or Prattchet ... pratchett
Star Trek or Star Wars ... Star Wars
Belladonna or Bush ... Bush...duh
Oral sex give or receive ... either, i'm flexible
Terrance or Phillip ... I hate them both but Phillip

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to?
Who isn't?

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob?
Depends on the ass, but I'd still probably say the first one

8. How do you recall following years?
1978 ... Born
1981 ... 3 years old, cramping my sister's style
1986 ... my sister graduated, everyone forgot about me
1988 ... sneaking up to watch HBB
1991 ... drooling over Pete Kaufman all year...
1995 ... worst year of my life but saw Anthrax in December!!!!
1996 ... working and having no life
1999 ... engaged, my husband's divorce
2000 ... his annulment, got pregnant, got married (same day in December I saw Anthrax too)
2001 ... my son was born...no sleep...

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian ... mosh
Dan Lilker ... lots o' hair
Charlie Benante ... Simpsons
Frank Bello ... calm down lol
Danny Spitz ... looks like crackhead after 20Q
Joey Belladonna ... so sorry to see him go...k not really
John Bush ... ah, so many words, so little time
Paul Crook ... knows what he's doing
Billy Milano ... wear some black shorts
Fred Durst ... please go away
The looney who has created this... he must be bored

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax ... they just got together last year
S.O.D. ...they are better than Anthrax
Joey Belladonna ... he is better than John uke:
Rob Caggiano ... he's too new to matter
Dave Mustaine ... he was sober the whole time he said he was
Metal Sludge ... that they care
Britney Spears ... she's a virgin

 

[nafnikufesin]

1. What are you currently up to? This is the only chance to plug your shit...
Procrastinating before I have to get down to my usual Sunday routine of chores and reading for my study group tomorrow.

2. What band should call it a day?
Any and every boy band out there, plus Metallica

3. Rate the following bands on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being lame ass sucker and 10 being a real blast:
Alice In Chains 7
Anthrax 11
Armored Saint 9
Brutal Truth 6
The Cranberries 1
Death ?
Enigma 5
Fear Factory 6
Gorefest ?
Iron Maiden 8
Judas Priest 7
Kataklysm ?
Limp Bizkit -4
Mudhoney 5
Pearl Jam 6
S.O.D. 7

4. Have you ever...
masturbated during an Anthrax song --Probably
had sex during an Anthrax song --no...not yet anyway
had nasty thoughts about your cousin --a second cousin, but not a first cousin
touched dogs genitals --well, they touched me first!
sung along to a N´Sync song -fuck, no!
tasted human blood --yes, tastes like chicken

5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth --Metallica
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley --Layne
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne --Joan
The Simpsons or South Park --The Simpsons rule!
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson --Doh! Homer
Tolkien or Prattchet --Tolkien
Star Trek or Star Wars --Star Wars
Belladonna or Bush --Bush
Oral sex give or receive --"It's better to give than to receive", and I stand by that
Terrance or Phillip --Both are poor examples of Canadians I'll take Bob and Doug instead

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to?
Fuch yeah, but how am I supposed to keep current with all the XXX sites out there?

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob?
I agree with TD's answer...it depends on who's ass. I mean, if the roll just got shoved up Billy's ass, it's a lose-lose situation.

8. How do you recall following years?
1978 Grade 1--had my first crush
1981 had the biggest teddy bear collection out of anyone I knew
1986 Wearing those black heavy metal shirts with the 3/4 length white sleeves
1988 Masturbating at a record pace
1991 Drinking at a record pace
1995 Dropping my pants in front of a paying audience
1996 Studying medicine starting to severely cramp my social life
1999 Adapting to married life and life in Toronto
2000 Spending lots of time in front of the computer downloading shit that I've never listened to again anyway...glad I didn't pay for it!
2001 The REAL beginning of the millenium

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian --bald is beautiful
Dan Lilker --forgotten
Charlie Benante --this guy can play
Frank Bello --Darcy on Married with Children
Danny Spitz --Do the math
Joey Belladonna --Joey fucked up
John Bush --metal God
Paul Crook --try moving while you're on stage
Billy Milano --desparate
Fred Durst --go away
The looney who has created this --another procrastinator

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax -- they're only a bacteria
S.O.D. -- they're bigger than the devil
Joey Belladonna -- Anthrax was better with him in the band
Rob Caggiano -- he's the best guitar player Anthrax ever had
Dave Mustaine -- he wasn't bitter about Metallica
Metal Sludge -- there are no misconceptions. It's all true.
Britney Spears -- where do I start? The breasts? The virginity? The talent?

 

[KY_Fried442]

1. What are you currently up to? This is the only chance to plug your shit... nothing that would interest anybody

2. What band should call it a day? KISS & Metallica

3. Rate the following bands on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being lame ass sucker and 10 being a real blast:
Alice In Chains9
Anthrax 11
Armored Saint 8
Brutal Truth 6
The Cranberries 4
Death 7
Enigma 4
Fear Factory 8
Gorefest ???
Iron Maiden 9
Judas Priest 7
Kataklysm ???
Limp Bizkit -100
Mudhoney 2
Pearl Jam 9
S.O.D. 9

4. Have you ever...
masturbated during an Anthrax song- no
had sex during an Anthrax song -yes
had nasty thoughts about your cousin -I'm afraid so(this is KY)never acted on it though
touched dogs genitals -probably by accident
sung along to a N´Sync song -no
tasted human blood - yes

5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth - megadeth
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley -Lane
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne -Joan
The Simpsons or South Park - Simpsons
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson -Homer
Tolkien or Prattchet -Tolkien
Star Trek or Star Wars - Trek
Belladonna or Bush - Bush
Oral sex give or receive - receive
Terrance or Phillip - tie (hate both equally)

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to?
never was on Ezboard but if you couldn't say FUCK then I wouldn't have liked it

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob? NEITHER

8. How do you recall following years?
1978 - I was 4
1981 - still a blur
1986 - first got into metal
1988 - 1st metal concert (metallica) I think it was 88
1991 - lost virginity(technically), smoked 1st joint
1995 - met my wife
1996 - Jr. year of college (more of a blur then '81)
1999 - got married
2000 - my son was borntwo
2001 - 9-11

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian - my hero
Dan Lilker - very cool guy, sat & took shots with us at a S.O.D. show
Charlie Benante - best drummer I've ever heard
Frank Bello - bass player for my fav band
Danny Spitz - tick tock
Joey Belladonna - Injun
John Bush - better singer then the Injun
Paul Crook - great guitarist, done a great job with Thrax
Billy Milano - fat, loudmouth, son of a bith & singer for one of my favorite bands (S.O.D.)
Fred Durst - no talant ass clown
The looney who has created this - gave me something to do on a rainy Sunday

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax - they are rap-metal
S.O.D. - their lyrics are to be taken seriously
Joey Belladonna - he's a better singer then the Bushwhacker
Rob Caggiano - don't know yet
Dave Mustaine - he's a stuck up asshole(he was very cool to me when I met him)
Metal Sludge - they make things up just to start shit
Britney Spears - is talanted

 

[Jason_Voorhees]

1. What are you currently up to? This is the only chance to plug your shit...

I am starting a metal band of my own called The Critics (http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/critics) We are mostly a thrash band like old Anthrax, and really old Metallica. it's a slow start, but it may come around soon. The website is a big joke though. Check it out, we have 20 questions with members of the band. (I Love plugging my stuff)

2. What band should call it a day? Metallica

3. Rate the following bands on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being lame ass sucker and 10 being a real blast:
Alice In Chains - 5
Anthrax - 9
Armored Saint - 7
Brutal Truth - 2
The Cranberries - 1
Death - 1
Enigma - 1
Fear Factory - 3
Gorefest - 1
Iron Maiden - 8
Judas Priest - 7
Kataklysm - 2
Limp Bizkit - 1
Mudhoney - 1
Pearl Jam - 5
S.O.D. - 6

4. Have you ever...

masturbated during an Anthrax song - hasn't everyone???
had sex during an Anthrax song - yep, to every single song they got.
had nasty thoughts about your cousin - no, it would be illegal, I am the oldest.
touched dogs genitals - not touched, videotaped...(The Critics video haha)
sung along to a N´Sync song - The one they did with Slayer
tasted human blood - Nosferatu and me are good friends

5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth - Megadeth
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley - Layne
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne - Joan
The Simpsons or South Park - Simpsons, or course
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson - Homer
Tolkien or Prattchet - who???
Star Trek or Star Wars - probably the Trek
Belladonna or Bush - both talented
Oral sex give or receive - recieve
Terrance or Phillip - Alice

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to?

sure, even though swearing is bad fucking taste

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob?

both options are bad
8. How do you recall following years?
1978 - KISS
1981 - MTV
1986 - The Return of Alice Cooper
1988 - Guns N' Roses
1991 - Metallica and GnR Stadium Tour
1995 - Monsters of Rock
1996 - nothing
1999 - Anthrax
2000 - some really good albums
2001 - traveling to see Alice Cooper in Cleveland and Atlantic City from the front row.

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian - good host of the Rock Show
Dan Lilker - co-founder of Anthrax
Charlie Benante - Kiss fan
Frank Bello - angry
Danny Spitz - Married...With Children in 1992
Joey Belladonna - "i'm the hungry one"
John Bush - Only
Paul Crook - good guitarist
Billy Milano - jerk
Fred Durst - trend setter, just that his trends suck
The looney who has created this - Norman Bates

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax - is a new band because of the name
S.O.D. - that they suck
Joey Belladonna - That he didn't do the 2000 tour because of the money
Rob Caggiano
Dave Mustaine - he ripped off Metallica, in hence, they ripped him off.
Metal Sludge - funny
Britney Spears - porn star



Check out The Critics site at http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/critics

Rock on,
Evan H

 

[Brentney Spears]

I hope Metal Sludge wouldn´t sue me for stealing their idea, but I´m making it just for fun, so enjoy 10 Questions for everyone on this board!

1. What are you currently up to? This is the only chance to plug your shit...

Typing this in my underwear.

2. What band should call it a day?
All of them, the music industry is dead.

3. Rate the following bands on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being lame ass sucker and 10 being a real blast:

Alice In Chains - 6
Anthrax - Infinity (x) 2
Armored Saint - Bush's vocals = 10, guitar sound = 4
Brutal Truth - Never heard them, Lilker rules
The Cranberries - gay
Death - 2
Enigma - gay
Fear Factory - 3
Gorefest - Doesn't have anything to do with Al Gore does it?
Iron Maiden - 9
Judas Priest - 9
Kataklysm - Spellcheck
Limp Bizkit - Nookie = 10, rest gets negative infinity
Mudhoney - lame
Pearl Jam - lame
S.O.D. - March of the SOD = 11, rest = 7
4. Have you ever...
masturbated during an Anthrax song
Did they ever cover "I touch Myself"?

had sex during an Anthrax song
maybe?

had nasty thoughts about your cousin
which one?

touched dogs genitals
yes

sung along to a N´Sync song
just to be gay

tasted human blood
yes Count Chocula

5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth - Metallica
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley - Layne alive, Kurt dead
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne - Joan Rivers
The Simpsons or South Park - South Park, but barely
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson - D'OH
Tolkien or Prattchet - too dumb to know
Star Trek or Star Wars - STAR WARS!!! Jolene Blalock rules!
Belladonna or Bush - BUSH
Oral sex give or receive - receive (DUH)
Terrance or Phillip - Terrance

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to?
Oh FUDGE yes!!!

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob?

Depends on whose ass. If it's Billy's, it's a lose lose proposition.

8. How do you recall following years?
1978 - Star Wars
1981 - More Star Wars
1986 - Braces
1988 - Discovering Anthrax
1991 - Losing the big V
1995 - Drawing beautiful pictures
1996 - Got out of college
1999 - Went back to college, started anthrax.com
2000 - Left college again.
2001 - Got job

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian - Hebrew Man God
Dan Lilker - More metal than IronMan
Charlie Benante - my idol
Frank Bello - a brother, funny as hell
Danny Spitz - Philistine
Joey Belladonna - dumb ass
John Bush - married, ha!
Paul Crook - Van Halen on speed.
Billy Milano - more fun when he was retired
Fred Durst - fucked hotter chicks than me
The looney who has created this - bored

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax - they're not popular
S.O.D. - they came back for the music
Joey Belladonna - he can sing
Rob Caggiano - he's a member
Dave Mustaine - someone cares
Metal Sludge - Donna Anderson is a chick
Britney Spears - the breasts are real. Real nice that is...

 

[RINGFINGER]

1. What are you currently up to? This is the only chance to plug your shit...
I'm typing this shit in what do you think. Generally I've finished high school last year and am now studying reflexology and playing with old ladies' feet!! I'm also studying Maths and Science with the unbelievable help of my Dad because after reflexology Iwant to do Chiropractic. To get into the course I need maths and science passes.

2. What band should call it a day? Taproot, fart factory(whoops they already have).
3. Rate the following bands on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being lame ass sucker and 10 being a real blast:
Alice In Chains 7
Anthrax 9
Armored Saint I've never heard them before
Brutal Truth ?
The Cranberries 6 (they've gone a bit downhill over the years)
Death Their death metal right??
Enigma From what I've heard 6,5
Fear Factory 4
Gorefest ?
Iron Maiden 7
Judas Priest Have'nt heard enough
Kataklysm ?
Limp Bizkit Aaaahh fuck these guys are just clowns man!! 3
Mudhoney ?
Pearl Jam 9
S.O.D. Have'nt heard anything again ,dammit!!
4. Have you ever...
masturbated during an Anthrax song Yes, they have quite a variety of tempos
had sex during an Anthrax song no
had nasty thoughts about your cousin I don't like hairy men.
touched dogs genitals Yes all the time NOOOOTTTT!!!
sung along to a N´Sync song zzzzzzzzzzz
tasted human blood rollerblading is dangerous.

5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth - Metallicats
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley - I like them both but upset they took away so much needed talent from the rock world!
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne - They both don't know shit about music.
The Simpsons or South Park - hmm.. Simpsons
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson - Let's see, one's a pretty harmless fat guy one's a murderer. Geeze that's such a hard question.
Tolkien or Prattchet - tolkien
Star Trek or Star Wars - Star Balls
Belladonna or Bush - Bushy!!! Yeah!
Oral sex give or receive - Whatever she wants really
Terrance or Phillip - I had a friend once called Phillip but he turned into a dick!

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to? Yabbadabbafuckindoo!

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob? Is the ass clean? Guess not.

8. How do you recall following years?
1978 Wasn't there dude
1981 My mom thought about having me
1986 3 years after armageddon was arranged ( 3 years after I was born)
1988 Loved my Mom and the ninja turtles I think
1991 Same thing
1995 Stomp was released but I didn't know anything about the band
1996 Saw alive show of Nirvana and watched it everyday for like 3 months or something. Got obsessed with hitting my stomach along to Dave Grohl's drumming!
1999 DEPRESSION, deep, deep deep.
2000 Started to get a hold of myself, and found out a lot about myself mind, body and soul.
2001 Last year. Ummm.. finished school and got shit scared of not knowing where I should go with my life.

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian Very fast rhythm player, let's hope he contributes more wicked riffs on next record.
Dan Lilker Very ill looking, columbian dope dealer probably.
Charlie Benante Great drummer and great haircut.
Frank Bello The quiet one. Plays great just listen to got the time.
Danny Spitz One of Beelzebub's buddies
Joey Belladonna Talented, but too old school for me.
John Bush Original voice sound, that's hard to find these days.(Look at all the singers ripping off Kurt Cobain, and Eddie Vedder nowadays, those antichrist leaders Creed come to mind.
Paul Crook Ballistic speed with nice website pics
Billy Milano He's always answered my e-mails, I'll leave it at that.
Fred Durst Businessman, not an artist
The looney who has created this - comes up with good ideas!

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax They aren't still going
S.O.D. They are to be taken seriously
Joey Belladonna Helped Anthrax with the wring of music or lyrics
Rob Caggiano He has come to save Anthrax
Dave Mustaine He can sing
Metal Sludge Are not well recognized
Britney Spears She's so sweet and all nice and shit.

 

[SlaughterofSoul]

1. What are you currently up to? This is the only chance to plug your shit... Student, but I'm probably failing out(school is not for me), so I don't know.
2. What band should call it a day?Anyone that plays just for money.
3. Rate the following bands on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being lame ass sucker and 10 being a real blast:
Alice In Chains-8
Anthrax -8
Armored Saint-?
Brutal Truth -7
The Cranberries- -1
Death-20
Enigma - -2
Fear Factory-4
Gorefest -?
Iron Maiden-10
Judas Priest -7
Kataklysm -6
Limp Bizkit - -infinity
Mudhoney -?
Pearl Jam -4
S.O.D. -10(yes, I do like S.O.D. better)
4. Have you ever...
masturbated during an Anthrax song -yes
had sex during an Anthrax song -no
had nasty thoughts about your cousin-does killing count?
touched dogs genitals -I did it because I got paid $10 and a meatball sandwich
sung along to a N´Sync song-In a mocking manner, yes. Seriously, no
tasted human blood-Only mine when I have a cut

5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth -Megadeth
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley -LAYNE! No doubt about it.
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne-Sharon. She's funny on the Osbournes.
The Simpsons or South Park-South Park
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson -Homer
Tolkien or Prattchet -None
Star Trek or Star Wars -Star Wars
Belladonna or Bush -Bush
Oral sex give or receive -both(reading that, ladies? )
Terrance or Phillip -Terrance

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to? you bet your fucking ass that's why I'm on this fucking board you ignorant fucking fucker

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob?
Egg roll

8. How do you recall following years?
1978 -not alive
1981 -not alive
1986 -Thundercats, HO!
1988 -Kindergarten
1991 -Gulf War
1995 -Don't remember that year
1996 -Don't remember either, for some odd reason
1999 -I bought the album that got me into "true" heavy metal. In Flames-Colony
2000 -I was 17...
2001 -I bought my first The Crown album.

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian -Short, Jewish, yet cool
Dan Lilker -Tall as hell, cool
Charlie Benante -Great drummer
Frank Bello -Bassist
Danny Spitz -Cross-eyed troll
Joey Belladonna -Vocals were to high for anthrax
John Bush -The best 'Thrax singer
Paul Crook -Touring with Bach...*shudders*
Billy Milano -Great singer
Fred Durst -cocknocker
The looney who has created this-Bored to death

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax -their career is over
S.O.D. -they suck
Joey Belladonna -don't know what to say
Rob Caggiano -don't know what to say
Dave Mustaine -don't know what to say
Metal Sludge -has false information
Britney Spears -that greasiness is attractive.

 

[augdawg2]

1-Working on the new AugDawg album called F.U.2, it will be done in a couple of months.

2-Nobody should call it a day, as long as you love what your doing.

3-Alice In Chains 9
Anthrax 10
Armored Saint 8
Brutal Truth 7
The Cranberries 2
Death 9
Enigma 6
Fear Factory 7
Gorefest ?
Iron Maiden 10
Judas Priest 10
Kataklysm 6
Limp Bizkit -10
Mudhoney 6
Pearl Jam 7
S.O.D. 7

4. Have you ever...
masturbated during an Anthrax song- no
had sex during an Anthrax song- yes
had nasty thoughts about your cousin -thank god its a no!
touched dogs genitals-do you own count? I am AugDawg
sung along to a N´Sync song-no
tasted human blood-yes, my own and the blood of others

5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth Megadeth
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley both
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne Joan
The Simpsons or South Park The Simpsons
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson Homer
Tolkien or Prattchet Tolkien
Star Trek or Star Wars Star Wars
Belladonna or Bush Bush
Oral sex give or receive receive
Terrance or Phillip both

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to? FUCK YES

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob? I'd take the roll, arrrrggghhhh!

8. How do you recall following years?
1978 playing with Star Wars toys
1981 going to school
1986 Discovered Anthrax, and the NY Giants won their first superbowl
1988 Freshman in High School, skateboarding
1991 Persistence of time came out
1995 finished associates degree
1996 worked as a bell hop
1999 was in a tech school in Utah
2000 moved to Salt Lake City
2001 meet my wife

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian bad motherfucker
Dan Lilker survivor(cool guy that produced a friends album)
Charlie Benante the best drummer in Metal
Frank Bello underrated bass player
Danny Spitz short, good guitar player
Joey Belladonna Indian
John Bush master of metal
Paul Crook incredible guitar player
Billy Milano method of Dork
Fred Durst overrated
The looney who has created this very creative

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax they are not as good as they use to be, infact they are even better!
S.O.D. that billy Milano is the leader of the band
Joey Belladonna is he really the worlds darkest white man
Rob Caggiano he is a member of Nsync
Dave Mustaine he is a asshole, he was great when I meet him
Metal Sludge that they have nothing to say, infact they have much to say!
Britney Spears that she doesn't like it doggie style when infact she demands doggie sytle!

 

[Fazelinear]

1. What are you currently up to? This is the only chance to plug your shit...

Nothing.


2. What band should call it a day?

Metallica


3. Rate the following bands on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 being lame ass sucker and 10 being a real blast:

Alice In Chains - 4
Anthrax - 10
Armored Saint - 11
Brutal Truth - 2
The Cranberries - 1
Death - 10
Enigma - ?
Fear Factory - 4
Gorefest - ??
Iron Maiden - 10
Judas Priest - 20
Kataklysm - ?
Limp Bizkit - 0
Mudhoney - ?
Pearl Jam - 1
S.O.D. - 10

4. Have you ever...
masturbated during an Anthrax song
had sex during an Anthrax song
had nasty thoughts about your cousin
touched dogs genitals
sung along to a N´Sync song
tasted human blood

no

5. What do you prefer?
Metallica or Megadeth -Old Metallica
Kurt Cobain or Layne Staley - Layne
Sharon Osbourne or Joan Osborne - Sharon
The Simpsons or South Park - Simpsons
OJ Simpson or Homer Simpson - Homer
Tolkien or Prattchet - ????
Star Trek or Star Wars - Star Wars
Belladonna or Bush - Bush
Oral sex give or receive - Tie
Terrance or Phillip - Both Rule!

6. Are you happier to be on Ultimate Metal Board rather than on Ezboard just because you can write FUCK when you want to?

Yes

7. Would you rather
eat a roll that you´ve shoved up someone´s ass just a while ago,
or offered Billy Milano a blowjob?

Ill take the roll if it was shoved u a hot females ass

8. How do you recall following years?
1978 - Parents wouldnot let me g see Van Halen open for Sabbath
1981 - Saw the greatest concert ever! VH Fair Warning tour
1986 - Saw Alice Cooper on new years eve
1988 - Saw Celtic Frost open for Exodus and Anthrax
1991 - Had sex with 2 girls at the same time in Orlando Fla
1995 - Hating Grunge
1996 - Saw the Kiss reunion in Madison square garden and Miami
1999 - Laughing at people who thought Y2K was the end of the world
2000 - Still laughing at te Y2K thing
2001 - LORD OF TH RINGS!

9. Now it´s time for word association:
Scott Ian - Thrash Pioneer
Dan Lilker - I smoked weed with him once
Charlie Benante - Drum magician
Frank Bello - Awesome bass player and nice guy
Danny Spitz - Bump into him all the time at a club in Ft.auderdale. He is actually very nice everytime I met him
Joey Belladonna -Hs a better voice for a journey type band
John Bush - Has a better voice for Anthrax. and a SUPER COOL DUDE!
Paul Crook - Deserved more credit in Anthrax
Billy Milano - Funny!!!
Fred Durst - Dog shit
The looney who has created this - Metal Sludge called, they want th questions back

10. The biggest misconception about... is that...
Anthrax - That the joey- era is better than the bush-era
S.O.D. - The ballads are making fun of dead people
Joey Belladonna - Was beter in anthrax
Rob Caggiano - Don't know much about him yet
Dave Mustaine - he's a dick
Metal Sludge - Howard stern has nothing to do with their quesions
Britney Spears - I could bang her



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