advice please

[minxnim]

i am at the moment determining which of two coworkers it was that snitched me out for something that is ... a non-issue. basically... office crap. but you know, i need ideas of feasible revenge because i'm fucking LIVID. i've been so nice to these bitches in this place.

damn them.

 

[lizard]

go to the library, and grab all the subscription cards you can out of the periodicals. Then subscribe the witch to twenty or thirty magazine subscriptions.

go to about.com and subscribe them to every e-newsletter they've got. their mailbox will fill up in no time!

save all your junk mail that comes with a prepaid postage return envelope. fill in their info and then mail them in.

give me the address and I will mail them vomit in a ziplock bag.

 

[minxnim]

hahah whoa see... some girl did that to ME once when she thought i stole her boyfriend! (not the puke, but the subscriptions). but it is a good idea.
i was thinking more like... accidentally dropping her law review work in the shredder. in front of her.

 

[lizard]

but see, you can't do something that could potentially endanger you in terms of trouble or legalities....you have to be devious, sneaky, and downright E V I L.

a good mindfuck is always a good revenge.

if you can access her PC, put winporn.exe or a burp program in her startup directory. turn up the speakers and watch the hilarity!

 

[minxnim]

well there's a download block on all the computers...
it's actually a federal offense to send those subscription cards in! so i think shredding her files is actually LESS illegal. but maybe i'll just give her the devil eyes for about 9 months.

 

[xfer]

hire a pair of big meaty guys to kidnap her and tattoo MUCUS across her forehead in big black letters.

 

[goatschool]

egg with a pinhole in/under her desk.

 

[minxnim]

hmmm nix that is a great idea...

 

[goatschool]

i shoot low.

 

[minxnim]

i also think i might make a few little hex dolls out of twigs and put them on their desk and scare the living bejesus out of them. and then of course i'll put a curse on her so she's got a ulcer by friday. the bitch.

i totally mean war too this time. they're gonna be sorry!

 

[avi]

aren't there websites out there dedicated to this sort of thing?

 

[lizard]

that egg trick would be cool...

 

[minxnim]

oh, did i mention that i am going to corner this other supervisor here that tried to snitch on me for something he did wrong? and i'm going to scare the living fucking bejesus out of him. it's over for the people. the fuse has ended.

 

[goatschool]

 

[goatschool]

minx i'm going to call you 45 from now on.

 

[azal]

I would fuck them with a faulty rubber and tell all my friends to call my machine and refer to me as Hivy.

 

[avi]

a quick googling brings up the suggestion of laxatives

 

[lizard]

a tab of blotter in his/her coffee might be amusing. cruel, but amusing.

 

[xfer]

preppsie is going to the mattresses.

 

[avi]

don't take the brown acid maaaaaaaan!