AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNAY

[MadeInNewJersey]

wtf

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

his facial hair looks so thick and bushy, its like he had two beards and 'staches glued on.

he looks like a linux user.

 

[dorian gray]

haha, "i want to be back to normal"

 

[cthulufhtagn]

haha, "i want to be back to normal"

unfortunately technology has yet to invent a razor durable enough to tackle that face weasel

 

[J.]

The lawsuit claims he suffered pain, humiliation and financial loss. It seeks $3 million.

How exactly did this guy experience financial loss from having his ass supposedly glued to a toilet seat?

If this happened at Lowe's, hell yeah I'd start laughing at him and hell no I wouldn't help. WHat am suppose to do, go grab some paint thinner and throw it on him? Or is someone suppose to bent down and pry his ass on the seat?

 

[Trylakos]

should've had a "scared shitless" joke in the article