Album cover of Atreyu's Gaytest hits (I know what I wrote)

They'd enjoy the punch way too much. Proof of that is the self mutilation, although they use butter knives.
I think making them regret all the time and money they spent on this gay fad was a waste is even better. Especially if they have those enormous gauges in their earlobes, which is something they cannot go back on.
 
This is one of very few bands that actually irritates me. I hope their whiney bitch singer barrell-rolls his face over a thumbtack at their next show.
 
To be fair though, it's not like the mainstream was straight before this band. They're just extraordinarily gay.