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Why is there a trans dude on the cover?
 
Oh Agalloch, purveyors of Starbucks black metal.

Something like Dimmu Borgir would be the Starbucks of black metal. Agalloch would be the gourmet coffee shop where it's $5 for a cup of shade grown organic from a sustainable farm that's brewed to order. Sure, it's a little overpriced but it's really fucking good. Plebs walk into the coffee shop, scream "what!? $5 for a cup of coffee!?!?" and go home to pour some hot water over a bag of instant coffee they pocketed from Motel 6 (aka Behirit's Drawing Down the Moon). They sip their flavorless cafinated hot water and call it "true coffee."
 
Sure, it's a little overpriced but it's really fucking good. Plebs walk into the coffee shop, scream "what!? $5 for a cup of coffee!?!?" and go home to pour some hot water over a bag of instant coffee they pocketed from Motel 6 (aka Behirit's Drawing Down the Moon). They sip their flavorless cafinated hot water and call it "true coffee."

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