Alexis makeup

[Peti]

hehe

Hey, imagine, when Alexi is black... (nothing racism)

 

[Lanterns]

I *COULDN'T* imagine that...well I'm not a racist too but I prefer guys with fair skin...

 

[Peti]

hehe....

There's a phrase: "I hate 2 things in the world: The racism and the my pals" hehh....

 

[Lanterns]

I do NOT hate blacks...it's just that I prefer white men in "that" certain way...

 

[stefan86]

I do NOT hate blacks...it's just that I prefer white men in "that" certain way...

I was gonna say i know what you mean, and that would have been a very funny occassion

 

[Mammoth]

hehe

Hey, imagine, when Alexi is black... (nothing racism)

I know for a fact that Alexi IS black. He was born in Ungahhabongahee in southern parts of the Ivory Coast. Some mean slave owners rounded up all the little children collecting rubber from the rubber trees. Little Alexi was then shipped to this butt-cold place called Finland where he was forced to play guitar for fifteen years (see not ten as described on their "homepage") out in the mosquito infested swamp woodlands. In order to make more money for his new owners poor Alexi was made to play Heavymetal giggs to semi-concious youths. He became a young guitar God killed the slave owners and fled across the world touring causing mayham and hearing imparment.

Point: Not only white make-up, but a longhaired wig, contact lenses (for those European glistering eyes) and numerous plastical surgerys to look more Finnish, nail polish, floor polish, dental wax paste and hair mousse. Well I think that is all...

 

[stefan86]

You also need to grow 3 times as much body hair to become finnish

 

[Lanterns]

hahahahaha

 

[Lanterns]

You also need to grow 3 times as much body hair to become finnish

I thought the latino guys had the most body hair

 

[stefan86]

I thought the latino guys had the most body hair

Dunno maybe, im just on a spree of bad humour at the moment

 

[Lanterns]

I know for a fact that Alexi IS black. He was born in Ungahhabongahee in southern parts of the Ivory Coast. Some mean slave owners rounded up all the little children collecting rubber from the rubber trees. Little Alexi was then shipped to this butt-cold place called Finland where he was forced to play guitar for fifteen years (see not ten as described on their "homepage") out in the mosquito infested swamp woodlands. In order to make more money for his new owners poor Alexi was made to play Heavymetal giggs to semi-concious youths. He became a young guitar God killed the slave owners and fled across the world touring causing mayham and hearing imparment.

Point: Not only white make-up, but a longhaired wig, contact lenses (for those European glistering eyes) and numerous plastical surgerys to look more Finnish, nail polish, floor polish, dental wax paste and hair mousse. Well I think that is all...

More fan fiction more more more!!!!!!!

 

[Mammoth]

I thought the latino guys had the most body hair

No no no youngling it is the GREEK!!!!! No joke, Chewbacca from Star Wars a Greek that didn't shave for like three weeks. This is also true!!

 

[Lanterns]

Yes the latin and also the Greek...you have a kick ass imagination and humour Mammoth

 

[stefan86]

@Lantern and Mammoth: I dont see your votes in round 2 of the survivor polls

 

[Lanterns]

My neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerves

 

[Mammoth]

@Lantern and Mammoth: I dont see your votes in round 2 of the survivor polls

I voted!!! Now get out of my ass!

 

[stefan86]

Good, you people have 2 choices.
Vote in every round or face my wrath

 

[Lanterns]

Yes me too I just voted now
And "Mammie" if you write some more fan fiction I'll give you plenty of good rep!

 

[stefan86]

I can write some sarcastic fan fiction about In Flames or Metallica, im good at that

 

[stefan86]

I dont see your votes in all 4 of the Round 2 votes