Allow me to introduce myself...

[kleo706]

Recently, I looked up from my rather lovely John Major tea kettle at the sound of this rather pleasing music my mate Phyllis had blasting from her headset. Upon inquiry, the dear heart did let me listen and I must say the band was absolutely spot on. Investigation into their musical output directed me across the myriad of internet web sites to this discussion forum. Upon investigating your many fascinating threads, I opted to immediately join your lovely community.
My name is Ian. I am 35 and a banker in Birmingham.

xoxoxo
-I-

 

[Strangelight]

Super!

 

[Charlotte1977]

Hi Ian
Welkom to the jungle!!!

Cheers, Charlotte:Smokin:

 

[Thortyir]

Hi Ian!
Hope you can take a joke!

 

[Mariner]

Upon investigating your many fascinating threads, I opted to immediately join your lovely community.

well you just kicked mega's ass. good lad

 

[Morpheus]

yeah, welcome to this "board"

 

[Bastet]

welcome
and WHO was this band you were talking about ?

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

must be HANSON. welcome Ian.

 

[Bambi]

are you a barclays banker by anny chance mate??

 

[cedarbreed]

Upon investigating your many fascinating threads, I opted to immediately join your lovely community.
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I think you're the second most clever person on that board right after Eos, welcum on board Ian !

 

[Dhatura]

Recently, I looked up from my rather lovely John Major tea kettle at the sound of this rather pleasing music my mate Phyllis had blasting from her headset. Upon inquiry, the dear heart did let me listen and I must say the band was absolutely spot on. Investigation into their musical output directed me across the myriad of internet web sites to this discussion forum. Upon investigating your many fascinating threads, I opted to immediately join your lovely community.
My name is Ian. I am 35 and a banker in Birmingham.

xoxoxo
-I-

You said it so artistically, what about a date?

 

[cedarbreed]

IAN IS A DOUBLE AGENT !! THIS IS WAR !!!

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=82723

 

[Baliset]

gather the troops!

 

[Thortyir]

Take care dudes!
Baliset is Ian's alliee!!!

 

[Dhatura]

IAN IS A DOUBLE AGENT !! THIS IS WAR !!

Oops, I almost fell victim to his honeyed talk.

 

[Thortyir]

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My name is Ian. I am 35 and a banker in Birmingham.

xoxoxo
-I-

Please change banker's first letter into a W!!!

 

[Bambi]

*sigh* what do you thing barclays banker is slang for??

curse you foreign johnnies and your lack of familiarity with correct slang usage!!
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[Dhatura]

*sigh* what do you thing barclays banker is slang for??

curse you foreign johnnies and your lack of familiarity with correct slang usage!!
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IMPERIALIST! COLONIZER! We're gonna fight our guerilla war using sign language then.

Hunger! Anger! Alice In Fucking Chains!

Well, from my point of view everyone but me is a foreigner here.

 

[Thortyir]

Come on Bambi, don't be so rude with us!

 

[Dhatura]

Come on Bambi, don't be so rude with us!

Don't cry, baby, think about William Wallace. Did he cry while he was being executed? And if yes, what?

(Oh, I almost took up this native habit of using "thing" instead of "think").