am i the only one who finds such stuff funny?

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about transilvanian hunger:

"Master percussionist Fenriz extends his philosophy of simple drumming to a style where the toms and bass interplay for a constant roughshod grapple of elemental forces as accented by the sinister shadow of a companion cymbal or high-hat, riding each other into a continuity unprecedented in this genre, including archly-satanic battlefield fills that in simplicity and desperation express the dying gasp of a world aflame with its own denial. Over that guitars layer melody in single notes and contrapuntal dissonant patterns, creating a void of extreme ambiguity that demonstrates the doppler effect in music by approaching beat centers with a rising or descending but paradoxically oppositional melody."

:lol:

Darkthrone - Unholy Black Metal
 
Its like if Armageddon's Child wrote a review while drunk or attempted to limit himself to 1/10 of his vocabulary!


edit: or if I tried to write an AC-style review :erk: