Another fine U.S. citzen

[Super Mahrio]

like i said on another forum:
WHO THE FUCK EATS AT MCDONALDS ANYWAY?

 

[Captain Beard]

I do sometimes, when one of the menu items keeps calling me. Usually the damned nuggets or a Quarter Pounder.

 

[Lunar Still]

wendys nuggets are genuine

No lie: I was sitting in a Wendy's once, years ago, and watched as some guy went up to the counter, pulled a nugget apart, and there was a feather inside.

A little too genuine for my taste. uke:

 

[Captain Beard]

Haha, people fearing food. There was a time you slaughtered it yourself and packed it in salt.

 

[Phoenix5]

and Obama voter I'm sure.

 

[Lunar Still]

Haha, people fearing food. There was a time you slaughtered it yourself and packed it in salt.

But it wasn't customary to eat the feathers.

 

[Captain Beard]

Nah, you picked your teeth with those.

 

[Lunar Still]

And then they could be used to record epic tales of the event, if the cavemen of the day had developed cuneiform, of course.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hey, at least you know it actually came from a chicken.

 

[Captain Beard]

Or other feathered animal. Could be velociraptor nuggets!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

But now you know it's not people.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, that would be the McChicken sandwich. They select only the finest hobo meat.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm not sure of a proper reply. Most soylent green related things aren't funny.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Captain Beard]

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i have fond childhood memories of my mom picking us us from catholic school on friday and taking us to the mcdonalds down the street. i'd always get chicken mcnuggets with sweet & sour sauce and they were THE BEST THINGS EVER. fortunately, i never had any gristle incidents.

a few weeks ago, my severely-pregnant coworker was going to mcdonalds on her lunch break and offered to pick stuff up for people, so, on a whim, i asked her to get me the chicken mcnuggets with sweet & sour sauce. but i was totally hesitant while eating them, just hoping "damn... please just be white meat. no blood, no gristle, no bones, pleasepleaseplease"

same deal a few weeks before that when lindsay was going to mcdonalds and i asked her to get me a fish-filet since i'd been craving one hardcore the night before... then like 5 minutes after i ate it, i felt violently ill.

 

[Captain Beard]

Supposedly the McNuggets ARE white meat now. All white MECHANICALLY SEPARATED meat.

 

[flying_whale]

For Chicken nuggety stuff, in terms of fast food, nothing beats Jack in the Box.