another funny joke

[Patric]

What's the difference between a funny joke and a metal joke?
A funny joke is sixteen women in one thrascan
A metal joke is one woman in sixteen thrashcans

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?

One is made of plastic and dangerous around children.
..............
The other is a grocery bag.

 

[Heliologue]

here's one a friend's 3-year-old neice came up with...


"Q: what gross and sits on the toilet?
A: A butt, pooping!"

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

lol.. that was so stupid I laughed

 

[HoserHellspawn]

Q: What do Micheal Jackson and K-Mart have in common?

A: Little boy's underwear, half off.

 

[jimbobhickville]

Yo mama's so poor she can't even pay attention.

That was something I heard in high school that was so stupid it stuck with me.

Kudos to the neice for the pooping joke; poop is always funny

I heard a variation on the original joke in this thread in high school as well, but it was with babies and wasn't referred to as a metal joke. Come to think of it, that was rather disturbing.

 

[BillowOfZeal]

Originally posted by saturnix
here's one a friend's 3-year-old neice came up with...


"Q: what gross and sits on the toilet?
A: A butt, pooping!"

I actually started laughing outloud on that one, only one this whole thread....you can never go wrong with poop.
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