Another interesting article about heavy metal

Yeah. This guy is a dolt. He has nothing constructive to say. He's just on a rant, as anybody could do against a style they dislike. And I could choose to care about what he thinks. But why do so (at least beyond the natural tendency to be affected by something)? I don't feel a strong urge to bring metal to anybody, to show them that they are wrong, or anything. I'm not a preacher. I'm a fan, and slowly becoming a musician that is playing some metal.
 
Something Awful is awesome. It's a frickin comedy site. They've put up fake movie and game reviews with intentional errors just to draw mindlessy outraged responses that they can post.

I bet the responses to this one will be funnier than shit!
 
"I haven’t heard any metal band isn’t composed of stunted adolescence, half-assed rebellion, tongue-in-cheek stupidity, masturbatory pap, tuneless dirge, juvenile morbidity, retarded sexuality, or some nauseating combination of those elements."

Yeah, and ... what's your point?! ;)