another question for you all

[dreaming neon darkspot]

anyone here ever fertilized their neighbors' lawn? on their OWN??

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I don't think my seed is capable of doing that.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

bastard, you edited MY post!! i feel so violated...

 

[Will Bozarth]

Yes, I edited your post, now suck my post.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

holy shit, double post-editing-penetration!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'll edit YOUR post....

you want to be edited by a post...

 

[Will Bozarth]

SWEET... SWEET... SWEET

 

[Chromatose]

No way am I gonna help make their lawn better than my own.

If I was gonna go to the effort to poo on a lawn, it damn better be mine!

 

[azal]

thread reminds be of Todd Bridges for no reason.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

because he's brown?

 

[Nightshade]

After years of warranty work in homebuilding, a former coworker developed a retirement fantasy. Apparently he has a working list of about 10 homeowners that, after he retires (and that's coming up soon!) he's going to get some fertilizer and write "feed me" in each of their lawns. I still mist up thinking about that.