Any Masonic Brothers on the board?

[Zob Rombie]

My raising is scheduled for April 20 and I got curious

 

[Captain Beard]

Are you willing to tell us if they really hail satan or not? Or do we keep assuming so and believe that you're lying?

 

[guitarguru777]

Ummmm, should you really be saying this publicly? How would your Senior Warden feel about this?

 

[El Stormo]

Because someone had to.

 

[Captain Beard]

Truthfully, saying you're going to be a mason shouldn't piss them off. They're not *that* secretive.

 

[Zob Rombie]

hahaha I assure you there is no Satan worship taking place. And there is no problem with disclosing yourself as a Brother.

In fact, there we have no secrets from the world as far as our central purposes are concerned.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, your "Central" purposes. Well, do let them know when they take over the world, I'd like to be the Executioner Supreme please.

 

[Liverslapper]

My father is a 32nd degree Mason but I didn't find this out till recently.

 

[Zob Rombie]

Yes, your "Central" purposes. Well, do let them know when they take over the world, I'd like to be the Executioner Supreme please.

Who says they haven't already?

 

[Zob Rombie]

My father is a 32nd degree Mason but I didn't find this out till recently.

Thats awesome! I hope to one day reach those heights. In due time though.

 

[Captain Beard]

Who says they haven't already?

Then give me my goddamned job. I have a myriad of killing tools and can't use them on anyone.

 

[Zob Rombie]

Then give me my goddamned job. I have a myriad of killing tools and can't use them on anyone.

 

[Morbides]

i know a /b/rother or two..

 

[Captain Beard]

Keep that to yourself.

 

[Shpongled]

Hail brothers! It's good to know there are more of you out here! I keep my stash in Mason jars also

 

[Chromatose]

I like to drink out of mason jars.

 

[Morbides]

Keep that to yourself.

:Smug:

 

[Captain Beard]

No, but wandering around here letting everyone know you spend your free time on 4chan spouting old memes isn't going to improve your standing.

Edit: Also, around here, it's "What are you high"

 

[Morbides]

Thank you for that lovely crash course on "how to behave on the neverboards". Forgive me if i do not accept your doubtful variant of the aforementioned question though.
Edit: you make "around here" sound pretty territorial. Geez.

 

[Chromatose]

I also like to pee in mason jars, given the opportunity.