Any Masonic Brothers on the board?

[EricT]

I also like to pee in mason jars, given the opportunity.

We should hold hands and pee into a couple of mason jars.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Or what about two boys one mason jar?

 

[~Lynn~]

Thank you for that lovely crash course on "how to behave on the neverboards". Forgive me if i do not accept your doubtful variant of the aforementioned question though.
Edit: you make "around here" sound pretty territorial. Geez.

Watch out for David, he's an cranky sonofabish.

 

[Anvil]

Thank you for that lovely crash course on "how to behave on the neverboards". Forgive me if i do not accept your doubtful variant of the aforementioned question though.
Edit: you make "around here" sound pretty territorial. Geez.

We usually keep it as a rule, not to anger the resident giant. Just FYI.

 

[Dead Winter]

Or you could just poke him and run and hide and giggle from the bushes.

Not that I do any of that nonsense.

 

[Dead Winter]

A Mason, huh? I'm in a fraternal organization but not quite like the Masons. I'm intrigued by Masons and from what I can gather, they're just decent, normal people who help other people and each other out in times of need.

But of course it's completely possible they do virgin sacrifices and have massive orgies...in which case, I'm interested.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

My dads Vietnam buddy was a Mason. I learned a lot about them from him. I trust he told me the complete truth. I know when someone is holding back or lying to me.

Short answer: They don't do anything like that.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Derick's dad is a mason. And according to him, they just sit around and drink

 

[neal]

id hella be a mason, and i have no problem strangling as many suckers with piano wire as it takes to get to the world-domination inner circle.

 

[Dead Winter]

Heh, I think you'd better fit with the Bilderberg group. Masons are more like those old farts who wear antler hats at lodges.

 

[Dead Winter]

My dads Vietnam buddy was a Mason. I learned a lot about them from him. I trust he told me the complete truth. I know when someone is holding back or lying to me.

Short answer: They don't do anything like that.

Nah, the entire mystique behind the Masons is based almost solely on their rituals. They have strange rituals to the layman but they're just traditions.

The conspiracy nuts always go on about powerful people who were Masons decades and centuries ago; well, that's a little like saying people who join JROTC in high school go on to become famous and heroic generals. It was just a gathering of like-minded individuals, and out of that gathering came some great leaders. It doesn't mean you'll get manila envelopes slid under your door with black and white photos of someone you have to kill for some insidious organization hell bent on world domination.

Although that would be really cool if it did.

 

[Swabs]

Not exactly to big on the idea of organized cults. The closest I get is the Pirate Society at Uni... We get drunk... Dressed as pirates.

 

[Dead Winter]

It's fun. Especially since it's not always benevolent.

 

[Captain Beard]

Or you could just poke him and run and hide and giggle from the bushes.

Not that I do any of that nonsense.

I'll fart on your head.

 

[Anvil]

Not exactly to big on the idea of organized cults. The closest I get is the Pirate Society at Uni... We get drunk... Dressed as pirates.

You need to be part of a group to do that? Jeezes, I did that every Monday night for 6 months early last year.

 

[Altitudes]

There are alot of masons in the U.S. Armed Forces. Personally, I hate them. One of the (many) things that destroys this country is the favoritism and nepotism among people of elite positions.

 

[Resonator]

In fact, there we have no secrets from the world as far as our central purposes are concerned.

The only secret you have is that none of you have any sense of night vision.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

That made me LOL quite audibly, for some reason.

 

[Resonator]

They might say that there is no light in darkness and you might believe them.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I just might!