Anyone fancy an exotic drink?

[lanky noob]

http://www.thegloss.com/2013/04/06/sex-and-dating/semen-cocktail-cookbook/

Just fucking why.

 

[colonel kurtz]

Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters

...no doubt

 

[lanky noob]

I can just imagine wetherspoons employing people to do nothing but sit out back and jack off on demand.

The bar man would have quite a mission doing it, I mean, what if they were serving a really ugly person? they'd be there for hours

 

[Sweetnothing]

I remember a tv show here, there was a girl that collected all her friend's semen in bottles, and she even brushed her teeth with it, used it as a hair conditioner...

 

[RedDog]

uke:

 

[blue_fAng]

Semen is good for your teeth

 

[RedDog]

Semen is good for your teeth

I should really brush up on my anatomy.

 

[StefTD]

I drank worse...


edit:
I waited 10 minutes for some German jokes, this board gets slow, or everyone is in the Sturgis/Bendeth thread

 

[RedDog]

Come on, that joke of mine was clever as shit!

 

[lanky noob]

I should really brush up on my anatomy.

 

[RedDog]

<3

 

[lanky noob]

<3

Is that enough of a heart to convince you into jerking off over my margarita?

 

[Mago]

pre-dinner semyonnaise.
It's good for you.

 

[RedDog]

Is that enough of a heart to convince you into jerking off over my margarita?

Ask me after a couple more margaritas.

 

[abt]

"cock"tail.