anyone had sex while listening to death metal?

[a fine day to die]

My friends are all gay ass bitches who have sex to Tool and Pink Floyd, that psychadelic shit. So I was like, fuck that shit, I'm gonna have sex to some death metal, motherfuckin word. It's all good untill the blast beats kick in, you think you're damn dick will fall right off. It's an act of dedication really. Anyone have any experiences to share? I tried black metal once but the end result was bad. It's just like you're having some good sex, the black metal comes on, then you end up burning some churches and stabbing your woman in the head 20 times. Fuck I don't know, that might be a good thing, it's up to you really. Wait, is this shit off-topic or something? Umm...Earache rules, woo.

 

[Lee_B]

Yes, you have to be careful. I remember listening to Cannibal Corpse when on the job. Before I knew it, my knob had turned into a meathook, I had hacked off her head and had started fucking the windpipe...


It's also wise to avoid The Village People & George Michael records, too....

 

[Windom Pearl]

I believe my first time had some Ulver shite going on in the background. Terrible. It's a miracle my dick stayed up. Nowadays black metal would stall it, no doubt.

 

[a fine day to die]

lol yeah dude, Ulver. Or how about some nice Ildjarn, that shit sets the mood. But there's nothing like spooning a bitch while thrusting to the tunes of a man named Varg. I love you Varg. Marry me. Hey Windom, you like any of Amorphis' stuff? I fucking love Karelian Isthmus and Thousand Lakes (yeah I know, that was a weird album). The Finns need to contribute a bit more though. My Finnish friends all listen to electronica. Bastards.

 

[Windom Pearl]

I guess Thousand Lakes is the only great album by Amorphis. And then there are Elegy and Tuonela which are good, but nothing really special. Since then it's all been boring.

 

[Lucretia]

I have had sex to all sorts of death metal. I find old Death,or old Morbid angel to be the best for it. You need change ups in it. Otherwise, you have a heart attack.

 

[mr sexual]

manowar for me every time lol

makes me feel like a man should feel while at it

 

[Lucretia]

manowar for me every time lol

makes me feel like a man should feel while at it

If you can keep up with their flight of the bumblebee, then I am gonna adopt you as my own. lol

 

[union9]

anyone had sex while listening to death metal?

Not recently. But I constantly masturbate to it.

 

[Britbabe]

an ex of myne and i used to fuck to deicide, hypocrasy and dimmu quite a bit.

 

[a fine day to die]

I like wearing wolf fur coats and helmets with horns on them while fucking to Enslaved and throwing back some ale.

 

[Britbabe]

beer + death metal during sex = heaven.

beer + death metal + football on TV during sex = even better.

 

[union9]

You are joking...right?

 

[Mocika]

one of the 'best' threads i've read on um

 

[Britbabe]

You are joking...right?

no

 

[a fine day to die]

Hey, yeah seriously, this is a legit and sincere topic at hand. I don't think anyone would lie about this stuff. Nothing like tea-baggin' a few folks with a good hearty death metal soundtrack in the background. Makes for fun, woo diggity 6.709er

 

[Sado God]

One of my friends told once that he had fucked a girl to Cradle of Filth and she just had her perioids! Grim to the fucking bone

 

[Oceanic Motion]

grimmer if it was black metal they were fuckin to, and it would have been totally kvlt to do it while she's having her period.

 

[Impamiiz]

hahaha fab!!

 

[Snow Sex]

I got roadhead to Especially Likely Sloth. If you don't understand why that is significant... http://www.vendlus.com has an ELS sample.