Aphid

[zabu of nΩd]

Discuss.

 

[SWAT]

You discuss.

 

[Evil?]

As a child I owned a book called The Grouchy Ladybug which I believe featured aphids.

 

[JontRevolting]

Aphids!! We don't need no stinking aphids

 

[zabu of nΩd]

To the contrary, sloughfegkillers.

You need stinking aphids.

You need a considerable quantity of stinking aphids, my friend.

 

[JontRevolting]

hahaha

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Woops, sorry guys, I thought you were talking about this:

 

[JontRevolting]

Wow that looks pretty damn cool!
Maybe not I thought it was just a model but it's a real missile.

 

[Onder]

On the garden in this pub where we go, there is a tree above with like millions of those and they keep falling into the drinks and stuff. I'd like to take them down with the missile one day.

 

[JontRevolting]

My mother would take them down,one by one...with fucking Tweezers!

 

[Onder]

My mother would take them down,one by one...with fucking Tweezers!

I'd like to see that. That would take weeks to do and they'd reproduce faster to defend.

 

[JontRevolting]

I know but i'm sure she'd be up to the task...I have seen her on the tweezers and have observed her laying waste to slugs at night with a torch.She raids slug communities at night to protect her plants.

 

[Onder]

I know but i'm sure she'd be up to the task...I have seen her on the tweezers and have observed her laying waste to slugs at night with a torch.She raids slug communities at night to protect her plants.

My grandfather was known for having a vegetable/fruit garden and catching slugs that were ruining it into a saucepan. He was then killing the black ones first, just because they were black. Sometimes he even went far away into nature with those left, lighter ones, to let them go. He was making the difference.

 

[JontRevolting]

My mother does'nt ditinguish between sects/races she just wants to lay waste to all inverterbrates who cross her path. I tried to stop a couple of her raids beause they kept me awake at night...but alas it did not work.

 

[JontRevolting]

Also it's never a good idea to eat slugs,as someone did here for a bet.They contain the rat-worm parasite that attacks the lungs/nervous system.I would never eat a slug for all the $ in the world,even without this parasite,the texture and flavour would be way too rich for my likings.

 

[Onder]

Also it's never a good idea to eat slugs,as someone did here for a bet.They contain the rat-worm parasite that attacks the lungs/nervous system.I would never eat a slug for all the $ in the world,even without this parasite,the texture and flavour would be way too rich for my likings.

Maybe it tastes good, but I don't like the thought of eating it anyway. I know a lot of people who would do it for the money though, but what the hell, I also know people who suck the soups out of urinals.

EDIT: I never considered it any heroic to do disgusting stuff.

 

[JontRevolting]

laugh out fucking loud man,thanx for this convo on eating/destroying/caring for these maligned creatures.And yes you'd have to be one of those to eat a fukking slug but this actually happened and this dude paid a severe price.I cannot imagine eating a slug...really I think i'd just kill myself conventionally.
Onder this convo is becoming too much I am actually dry reaching atm!

 

[JontRevolting]

nah man I don't coniser it heroic to do this shit...although in a way it is,cause it's something i'd never do.But you are right it's more idiotic than heroic,still 'Glory to the brave'.

 

[Blind Guardian]

It's fantastic how much goes on in the world, with people who eat slugs and Obama and effective disease-modifying drugs. When people eat those slugs it turns out things get out of hand, both for those who eat them, and the slugs themselves of course.

 

[JontRevolting]

Indeed.It's a huge event for both man and slug.