Life Sucks
and then you die
I don't think that a real girlfriend can be a pain in the ass very often. But you wanna know what's a persistent pain in the ass? When you're dating a girl, and you're not very into her, and she's super into you, and she gets all possessive and overbearning, and won't leave you alone, and makes all these bullshit plans for her and you. This has happened to me a couple times, so now I have decided to only date women that I can really get into.