Since the concept of working in a cubicle or at best an office with no windows doesn't appeal to me, and all outdoors jobs I can think of don't pay that much, I've been toying with the idea of robbing a bank. I believe I have more brains than many of the people that rob banks and get away with it, so I'm willing to take the risk and walk away with some serious cash or in the unlikely event I get caught, go to jail for a few years.
So if anyone here is interested in some quick cash to buy a nice new car or some sweet custom guitar or something this is your chance.
I'm thinking about the robbery taking place this summer in Los Angeles, in North Hollywood. Now, if you're from around that area, don't bother applying, we don't need anybody recognizing you. You'll have to pay for your own airplane tickets, or train or bus tickets, or whatever to LA.
I'm looking for 3 more people, making a total of four, with 1 being the getaway driver, and the other 3 taking care of the bank.
I haven't picked out a bank yet and in anycase I wouldn't post it on the Internet. The bank will be a central one, with lots of roads nearby with little traffic, to increase the chances of a clean getaway.
This will be an armed robbery, so if you're not comfortable with firing a gun, no need to apply. Even the driver might be required to use one. The plan is not to kill anybody unless it is absolutely necessary. If you're the type of person that in a shootout with the securicops tries to aim at their shoulders or legs, no need to apply. If you're really good with a gun, that's ok but if you're an amateur, there's no need to waste time trying to shoot them somewhere where it won't kill them. In anycase, we will try to do our best to avoid any sort of conflict besides the initial charge in the bank and the taking care of the security guys.
We'll all need to be in LA a good month and a half before the actual robbery. This will give us time to study the bank, both interior and exterior, note the position of security guys, plan out escape routes etc, as well as get our hands on some guns. We'll also have to steal the getaway vehicle, and steal some random license plates to put on that vehicle as well.
Rest assured that the whole operation will be well thought out, with attention to detail and with our safe escape first in mind.
Each one of us will have to chip in $1000 to get started.
So in conclusion, I need 3 people, 1 to be the getaway driver and 2 to come in the bank with me. The driver should know his cars well, how to get in one, how to hotwire one, etc. I'd prefer if all 3 were males. A female will only attract unecessary attention and also lacks the physical strength and speed of a male. As said above, the plan is to not kill anybody but those who apply must feel no remorse in case something goes wrong and a copper gets his brains blown out.
If you think you qualify and have everything I'm looking for go ahead and reply and write down your personality type, any previous criminal experience, and why you are interested in robbing a bank with me.
This is a great opportunity for anyone who wants to make some quick cash, and possibly not have to work for a couple of years. Go ahead and post a reply, and we'll see how this goes.
EDIT: Forgot to say that the money will be split evenly, each one of us will get 25% of whatever we get away with.
So if anyone here is interested in some quick cash to buy a nice new car or some sweet custom guitar or something this is your chance.
I'm thinking about the robbery taking place this summer in Los Angeles, in North Hollywood. Now, if you're from around that area, don't bother applying, we don't need anybody recognizing you. You'll have to pay for your own airplane tickets, or train or bus tickets, or whatever to LA.
I'm looking for 3 more people, making a total of four, with 1 being the getaway driver, and the other 3 taking care of the bank.
I haven't picked out a bank yet and in anycase I wouldn't post it on the Internet. The bank will be a central one, with lots of roads nearby with little traffic, to increase the chances of a clean getaway.
This will be an armed robbery, so if you're not comfortable with firing a gun, no need to apply. Even the driver might be required to use one. The plan is not to kill anybody unless it is absolutely necessary. If you're the type of person that in a shootout with the securicops tries to aim at their shoulders or legs, no need to apply. If you're really good with a gun, that's ok but if you're an amateur, there's no need to waste time trying to shoot them somewhere where it won't kill them. In anycase, we will try to do our best to avoid any sort of conflict besides the initial charge in the bank and the taking care of the security guys.
We'll all need to be in LA a good month and a half before the actual robbery. This will give us time to study the bank, both interior and exterior, note the position of security guys, plan out escape routes etc, as well as get our hands on some guns. We'll also have to steal the getaway vehicle, and steal some random license plates to put on that vehicle as well.
Rest assured that the whole operation will be well thought out, with attention to detail and with our safe escape first in mind.
Each one of us will have to chip in $1000 to get started.
So in conclusion, I need 3 people, 1 to be the getaway driver and 2 to come in the bank with me. The driver should know his cars well, how to get in one, how to hotwire one, etc. I'd prefer if all 3 were males. A female will only attract unecessary attention and also lacks the physical strength and speed of a male. As said above, the plan is to not kill anybody but those who apply must feel no remorse in case something goes wrong and a copper gets his brains blown out.
If you think you qualify and have everything I'm looking for go ahead and reply and write down your personality type, any previous criminal experience, and why you are interested in robbing a bank with me.
This is a great opportunity for anyone who wants to make some quick cash, and possibly not have to work for a couple of years. Go ahead and post a reply, and we'll see how this goes.
EDIT: Forgot to say that the money will be split evenly, each one of us will get 25% of whatever we get away with.
