"you know you're a viking if... "
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You know you're a Viking if unbelievably sexy, big breasted, blonde women with sexy accents, but are pale as snow, are common for you
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Lunar Still
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You know you're a Viking if you book trips to Yapan, New Yersey, or Yackson, Mississippi.
You know you're a Viking if you spill more blood than beer.
You know you're a Viking if your trophy case is filled with eyes and/or heads.
These are all I could think of in my half-delirious state.
You know you're a Viking if you spill more blood than beer.
You know you're a Viking if your trophy case is filled with eyes and/or heads.
These are all I could think of in my half-delirious state.
Vic Rattlehead
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Söy;5968523 said:
How do the hot springs blow the hammer of the gods? You'll have to excuse me I'm not a Viking, I don't understand all this Vikingspeak.
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You know you're a viking if you avoid hitting people on the head in battle, so as not to damage your future china.
You apparently don't know your classics either
excellent!!!!!!
David, come on......... I expected more lines from you!
Vic Rattlehead
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You know you're a viking if you avoid hitting people on the head in battle, so as not to damage your future china.
You apparently don't know your classics either
I know what its from, the joke was how do hot springs blow the hammer of the gods.
You know you're a viking if you have eaten some kind of mushroom ( the Fly Agaric), hallucinate to become invincible, rape and slaughter everything that gets in your bloody way, become immortal and live to tell the story!
You think you'll able to spew that out in one breath, Karen?
You think you'll able to spew that out in one breath, Karen?
Lunar Still
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errr... come on, where is Nolordy... ?
Damnit woman, I posted on page 1!
Also, you know you're a viking when in high school everyone thinks "the tall guy" is an exchange student from Scandinavia, even though he's lived in the same town as them his whole life.
Dreadful
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you know you're a viking when your sneezes sound like quorthon's vocals from hammerheart
you know you're a viking when you hit your friend's mom in the head with a hammer while you're doing her in the ass
you know you're a viking when you hit your friend's mom in the head with a hammer while you're doing her in the ass
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LOL I was just listening to that song to, i think it started with that song....
im actually currently learning Far Beyond The Sun on keys for a school concert we'll be doing.
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If you can eat lutefisk with a smile, you might be a viking.
If your notion of a delicacy is anything boiled or soaked in lye, you might be a viking.
If you routinely get your war helmet caught in doorways, you might be a viking.
If, when your wife puts on your war helmet and sings opera, everyone quits and goes home, you might be a viking.
If all that weird, motionless dirt under your feet makes you feel queasy, you might be a viking.
If you view Columbus day as as a sham, you might be a viking.
If the notion of an outdoor hottub in the snow turns you on, you might be a viking.
If you know how to fish, log, and build a house, all with the same handaxe, you might be a viking.
If your boat is more ornate than your house, you might be a viking.
If your notion of a delicacy is anything boiled or soaked in lye, you might be a viking.
If you routinely get your war helmet caught in doorways, you might be a viking.
If, when your wife puts on your war helmet and sings opera, everyone quits and goes home, you might be a viking.
If all that weird, motionless dirt under your feet makes you feel queasy, you might be a viking.
If you view Columbus day as as a sham, you might be a viking.
If the notion of an outdoor hottub in the snow turns you on, you might be a viking.
If you know how to fish, log, and build a house, all with the same handaxe, you might be a viking.
If your boat is more ornate than your house, you might be a viking.
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"If you routinely get your war helmet caught in doorways, you might be a viking."
They usually didn't have horned helmets, they were apparently ceremonial or used in stories about the Einherjar. I'd think the horns would provide good surface area to grab onto if they did that in battle.
"If you view Columbus day as as a sham, you might be a viking."
Yes.
They usually didn't have horned helmets, they were apparently ceremonial or used in stories about the Einherjar. I'd think the horns would provide good surface area to grab onto if they did that in battle.
"If you view Columbus day as as a sham, you might be a viking."
Yes.
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