WoW.
I opened up my own shop called "Metal Up Your Ass Oil Change Quickie Mart" as an entrepreneur.
My game plan was to offer metal cd's to patrons, oil changes, and chips and soda and such.
I did not stock any CD's, I had no motor oil available, nor did I offer any chips, soda, or beef jerky. Instead, I just had a cardboard cut of a guy in lederhosen that would greet people as they walked into my empty store.
My business failed immediately and I never understood why.
Bottom line. This is the craziest question I have ever seen.